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Stan: "That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Poindexter?" Ford: "No." Stan: "I think I speak for Sixer when I say it sounds really super."

#incorrect quotes #gravity falls #stanley and stanford #stan pines #stanford pines

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Stan: If you wanna stay here, then great, but I’m going with my niece and nephew to Phoenix.

Dipper: Uhh, you can’t come to Phoenix with us. It’s in Arizona.

Stan: Oh… yeah…

Soos: Wait. Why can’t you go to Arizona?

Stan: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest… And in Ohio… and some other states I can never remember.

Mabel: Well, you just need to learn the song I wrote for you!

Mabel: 🎼 What are the states Grunkle Stan can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!

Soos: Oh My…!

Mabel: 🎼 There’s three more states Grunkle Stan can’t be! Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!

Stan: 🎼 I’m also not welcome in Europe!

(Source: Sam & Cat)

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#gravity falls #grunkle stan #soos ramirez #mabel pines #dipper pines #stanley pines

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Dipper tries so hard!

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Bill: Qualifications?

Stan: Stampeding cattle.

Bill: That's not much of a crime.

Stan: Through the Vatican?

Bill: Kinky! Sign here.

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Mabel: So, my last attempt at making slime... didn't go so well.

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Dipper: MABEL THAT IS NAPALM!

Ford: That is napalm Mabel! Be careful and please take this down!

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Wendy: God forbid women do anything.

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Bill: "Are you ready to DIE?"

Dipper: "No."

Bill: "Then I'll come back LATER!"

#gravity falls #bill cipher #dipper pines #incorrect quotes

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Mr. Northwest: Pines, is this some kind of fun house?!

Stan: Why, are you having fun?

#submission #stan pines #mr. northwest #source: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

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Ford, drinking a cup of coffee at 2am: Sleep is for the weak!

Fiddleford:You sayin' i'm weak?

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I love your show.

Thank you so much!!!

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Melody: "Oh no, you don't want to date me. I'm a handful."

Soos, excited: "I have two hands!"

#gravity falls #gravity falls melody #soos ramirez #soos and melody #sooselody #incorrect quotes

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"I don't HAVE paranormal experiences. I AM a paranormal experience!"

-Bill Cipher

#gravity falls #bill cipher #incorrect quotes

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Bill Cipher, changing someone's address just for funsies: Now you live on 16 Oak street! The person who lives there: But- But- I just ordered a pizza! Bill Cipher: Good luck getting it!

Source: Odd Squad

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Ford: They're called Cheeze Its because Cheese It Is

Stan: has anyone ever cussed you out

source: tumblr

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Ford: The shrimp didn’t fry this rice. I did. It was all me.The shrimp didn’t do a thing.

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Backwards Talking=Sneezing

Bill: *speaks backward before he dies*

Stanley: Bless you. But you get no tissues!

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Dipper: Mabel! You don't buy people puppies!

Mabel: See? This is why you're the bad cop.

#submission #incorrect quotes #dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls #source: odd squad

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Leggy P: Come on, Leggy P, let's go get him! Deep Chris: I- You're Leggy P. I'm Deep Chris.

Leggy P: Oh yeah...

#submission #incorrect quotes #gravity falls #leggy p #deep chris #source: odd squad #several timez