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Ann Walker: Oh, no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple.

Catherine Rawson: You seem pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you?

Ann Walker: We are not having this conversation again.

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Anne Lister: What ever happened to Marian, my fun baby sister?

Marian Lister: I grew up

Anne Lister, opening a bottle of Madeira: Well, grow back down again!

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Young Anne, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

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Anne Lister: So. Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Ann Walker: I did. I broke it.

Anne Lister: No. No, you didn’t. Marian?

Marian Lister: Don’t look at me. Look at Father.

Jeremy Lister: What?! I didn’t break it.

Marian Lister: Huh, that’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Jeremy Lister: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Marian Lister: Suspicious.

Jeremy Lister: No, it’s not!

Aunt Anne: If it matters, probably not… Marian was the last one to use it.

Marian Lister: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Aunt Anne: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Marian Lister: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Aunt!

Ann Walker: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.

Anne Lister: No. Who broke it?

Jeremy Lister, whispering: Aunt Anne has been awfully quiet…

*Everyone starts arguing*

Anne Lister, aside: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Ann Walker: Don't speak to me.

Anne Lister: When will you be ready to talk to me again?

Ann Walker: NEVER.

Anne Lister: So, like, an hour?

Ann Walker: ... Two.

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anne lister: so what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

ann walker, around a mouth full of cookie: the what in my what?

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Ann Walker: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and men manage to get on every single one of them.

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Ann Walker: So, what are we doing this summer?

Anne Lister: I think we should start a cult.

Ann Walker: ... Any reasonable ideas?

Marian Lister: No, put the cult in the maybe pile.

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Ann Walker: So what do you do? 

Anne Lister: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. 

Ann Walker: Wow, impressive. 

Anne Lister: Then I'll move on to Leos.

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Ann Walker: Oh! I wanna play the snack game!

Anne Lister: That's a vending machine

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Anne Lister: This is why you called an important family meeting in the middle of the day? To tell me you're dating?

Marian Lister:

Mr. Abbot:

Anne Lister: Are you aware that I'm currently under investigation for murder?!?

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Ann Walker: I make bad decisions when I'm drunk, but to be fair, my sober ones haven't been all that great either

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Ann Walker, trying to ask Anne Lister out on a date: Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

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Marian Lister: You drive like a lunatic! 

Anne Lister: Hey, I shaved three hours off the MapQuest estimate. How about a thank you for that?

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Marian Lister: You're a nuisance. 

Anne Lister: But I'm your nuisance.

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Mariana Lawton, about Ann Walker: So, what, her family believes that their straight daughter brought home her lesbian friend for Christmas? 

Anne Lister: No. They also think I’m straight.

Mariana Lawton: Have they ever met a lesbian?

Anne Lister: It’s not so bad. It’s kind of fun having a secret.

Mariana Lawton: Yeah, I mean, there’s nothing more erotic than concealing your authentic selves.

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Tib Norcliffe: Ann, you'll be working with Anne and Mariana.

Ann Walker: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else:

Ann Walker: … Of people on a team.