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Dark: sorry I'm late
Mark: what happened?
Dark: nothing, I just really didn't want to come.
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Jack: you're smiling, did something good happen?
Anti: Can't I just smile because I feel like it
Shneep: Chase tripped and fell in the parking lot
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How the egos respond to "I love you"
Mark: Im so sorry
Wilford: Thanks
Bing: *Laughs nervously*
Chase: YEET
Jack: *Finger guns*
Shneep: A horrible decision, really
Anti: Who doesn't
Google: I know
Jim: *Laughs hysterically*
Mark: Why
Dark: If only there was someone out there who loved you
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Jim 1: so you remember the plan if I ever get hurt in battle, right?
Jim 2: of course.
Jim 1: tell me.
Jim 2: in the case if you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
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Wilford: my criminal record? The only thing illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Wilford: haha just kidding, I killed bing.
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Google: bing we need to talk about your professionalism
Bing, standing on a chair: those are mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava
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Mark, holding an old bottle: is this whiskey or perfume??
Bing: *grabs bottle and chugs the whole bottle*
Bing: it's perfume.
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Mark: hey Jack what do you wanna eat
Anti, in jack's head: the souls of the innocent
Jack: a bagel
Anti, in jack's head: NOO
Jack: two bagels
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Chase: Hey look it's stacy *points at bin bag*
Shneep: oh I get it she's trash haha
*Screaming from bag*
Sneep: WHAT THE FU-
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Google: Have you got any shaving cream?
Wilford: Nah I don't like the way it tastes
Google: ...
Google : You eat shaving cream!?
Wilford: No why would I eat it if I don't like the taste
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