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loser alert

#the magnus pod #tma brainrot #tma fanart #tmagp fanart coming soon???? #i’m so normal about him #me lighting up a cig while an old asshole gets pipe murdered #magnus archives

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Finally able to use my tablet again, how I missed you. Anyway here's a Michael sketch

Low res cause it's just a screenshot (sorry)

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a lil break from the tma stuff for some dnd 🫶

#dungeons and dragons #artwork #dnd oc #teifling #i can’t draw armor have mercy on me #women in stem

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magnus pod moment….. part 1 of drawing my favorites <3

#the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #the magnus archive fanart #magnuspod #michael shelley #oliver banks #michael distortion #pre distortion michael my love #L gertrude for killing him jon would never

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Rolling around in my own tears

I feel like a maiden who's soldier husband just came back from the war.

#the magnus protocol #magnuspod

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leaving the earth with this episode

[tape recorder clicks]

#the magnus protocol

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me when a non-binary clown mannequin wants to forcibly moisturize me

#tma #tma fanart #tma podcast #plagued my mind #tma brainrot #jonathan sims #jon sims #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus pod #losing my FUCKING marbles relistening to tma #jonathan sims try not to be kidnapped challenge (impossible)

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i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

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yesterday, tumblr totally deleted the account of a prominent trans girl on this website because she was posting safe for work transition timeline photos. this is supposedly "the queerest place on the internet" but i haven't seen anybody but trans girls talking about this. why does nobody else give a fuck?

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Oh to be watching spanish dubbed paul blart mall cop at 10:20 on thanksgiving night

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just misread a post as “is your nose argumentative”

#misc

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personally i like it when my mac is overheating, its like a little heating pad for my organs

#misc

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It makes absolutely no sense the things that can supposedly kill vampires. Garlic? Fucking garlic? You’re telling me that vampires, who are supposed to be extremely dangerous and terrifying, can be killed by a little bit of GARLIC? And wooden stakes too. Who WOULDN’T that kill? “iF YoU DriVE A wOoDEn StAKe ThRouGh ThEiR HeArT-“ No. Shut up. Who WOULDN’T be killed by that? Not a vampire, apparently. And ESPECIALLY the sun. THE SUN. They’ll burn under direct sunlight? And they’re nocturnal? Sounds like your average introvert to me. But seriously, what the fuck. Who just woke up one day and thought of this? And then everyone else was like “fucking genius” and boom. Just like that, vampires had the dumbest weaknesses ever known to man.

#vampires #this is what goes on in the hellish cesspool I call my mind #what sort of wise guy thought of this #why garlic of all things #gay #thoughts? #you’re about to be murdered by a bloodthirsty vampire? #no prob bro just throw some garlic at em #yeah that’ll fuckin do it #and if you really want to get violent you can shove them in front of an open window in the middle of the day

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Hot take but Spiderman is a twink

#I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking #they knew what they were doing #please don’t attack me #I haven’t slept in 3 days #I’m sorry Tom Holland

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if I have to see Matthias die on-screen I’m going to have a breakdown

#shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #six of crows #Matthias Helvar #crooked kingdom #no seriously I’ll just die on the spot

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

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The shadow and bone trilogy is just The Bachlorette but two of them have superpowers and nobody knows what they’re doing

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #grisha trilogy #nikolai was the best part of the grishaverse #seriously why did Alina need 3 fucking love interests #homegirl fell in love with JD from heathers