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Personally? I think someone should have culled me as a baby.

#the word of grim #vent post

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I love Janus and Remus’s dynamic so much.

I know it’s incorrect quotes, so it’s not canon but I totally believe the hospital sleepover bit happens at least once a month.

Like yes, silly snake man, play truth or dare with macabre Freddy Mercury while he’s hospitalized.

Also Remus asking Janus where he is bear trap is and accidentally fucking amputating himself in the process because he ‘found it’.

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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.

You must unlearn this.

You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.

If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.

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When I was 13 and learned what nothing feels like I thought that was the worst feeling in the world. Nothing. Pure nothing. Unable to feel happy or sad or angry, unable to feel anything. So numb that I was numb to hunger and to pain. I could starve myself comfortably and burn my fingers if I wasn't careful on the stove because my brain hardly registered the heat.

No. I was wrong. This. It's totally this.

#the word of grim #this is sorta a vent post #sorta not #vent post

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I had the funniest idea

#remus sanders #my darling

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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps

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Long night stay with da girls💅💅💅

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PLEASE DO NOT TAG OR SEND TO NEIL GAIMAN

I made you a gift!

It's a cheesy bumpersticker style nudge to STOP SENDING NEIL GAIMAN

- fan therories about season 2/3

- your own theories about season 2/3

- other people's theories about season 2/3 (ESPECIALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION)

- your wants for season three

- things you don't want for season three (other people might want that!)

- YOUR FAN FICTIONS OR FAN ART

He has repeatedly asked not to bring these things to him. And even though his answers can be funny it can get him into legal trouble if what ends up in the show is similar to fan art/fics/creations

Please! Stop!

Bonus

Feel free to spread these around I'm so tired of the second hand embarrassment

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This one is definitely one of my favorites! I got some new colored pencils in the mail and tried them out here. The only thing I noticed was that the peach and browns weren’t too strong, but I liked the rest of them. I wanted to see if I could only use the new ones for this, so next time I’ll mix my sets.

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self portrait

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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I've never bought the whole "Pain makes you a better artist thing," but look, all I'm saying is that my breakup poems are *significantly* better than my poems filled with longing.

#the word of grim