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imasexypotato · 10 hours
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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*John tending to a drugged up Gale*
Gale, in a daze: I just- *hic* I just want a real, genuine friendship, you know?
John: Aw, Well you don't have to worry buck, you already have a real friendship, and a real good friend.
Gale: ....*hopeful* really?
John: Swear to god. I'd say you have the strongest and most platonic friendship there is
Gale: ....with who?
John, smiles: It's you and me, buck
Gale: .....Tch, don't make me laugh
John: ....what?
Gale, delirious: You wanna hit this so bad
John: ....
*Gale passes out*
John: .....WOW
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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Colonel Harding: While I'm gone, Major Egan will be in charge
John: Yes!
Colonel Harding: *whispers* Cleven, You're actually in charge
Gale: Naturally
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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Colonel Harding: You're driving and you see Major Cleven and Captain Rosenthal on the road, What do you hit?
John, without a second thought: Rosie
Colonel Harding: ....excuse me?
John, confused: What?
Colonel Harding flabbergasted: ....
John: Well, I mean, I have to protect Buck so....I'd hit Rosie, right?
Colonel Harding: ....No
John, offended: No? What do you mean No?!
Colonel Harding: The breaks boy, you hit the breaks
John: ....
John: oh
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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John: Ok, you want me to call Major Cleven?!
the 100th: NO!!
John: hehehe, works every time, they're scared to death of him
*Gale spawns behind him*
John: Ah!
Gale: Call me for what?
John, nervous: Buck, my love....
Gale: .....?
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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Sooooo I had a dream last night, and Rosie and Lemmons where in it....
If I wrote Rosie x Lemmons fanfiction would anyone read it??
And if so, can anyone give me some prompt ideas, please?
I can't get them out of my head now 😫❤️
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imasexypotato · 1 day
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HOGWARTS MOTA AU!
I may not be a writter, but I edit sometimes, so I made this to prove my point.
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imasexypotato · 2 days
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How have I not found a fic about Bucky's arrival back at Thorpe Abbots? I mean, he wasn't there when Gale left for the aid drop flight, but he was back and already in the tower harassing Gale over the radio when he landed a few hours later? Whom did he have to browbeat and wheedle into letting him up there instead of, oh, I don't know, a medical work-up, 24 hours of sleep and a hot meal? Who gave that man the keys to a jeep??
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imasexypotato · 2 days
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sounds about right
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imasexypotato · 2 days
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*John does something that actually makes Gale angry*
Gale, gritting his teeth: Kids! Bed! NOW!
Gale, glaring at John: I wanna talk to ya father
John, trying to stop the rest of the 100 while shaking in fear: No, kids. Stay
John, begged: Please stay
*Gale glaring*
John, scared of his life: Stay
Gale, looking at the rest: GO!
*the 100 turning to leave*
John, pleading at them: Stay! That's an order!
*The 100 turn back*
Gale, pointing at them: YOU GO!!
John, begging for them: CURT! STAY!
Gale, getting more agitated: NOW!
*Curt smiles and bounces away*
John, not wanting to be alone with Gale: ROSIE, DON’T MOVE!
*Rosie shakes his head apologetically and leaves*
Gale, already pissed at John and pointing at both Crosby and Lemons, who are both scared of “Mama Bear”: YOU GO!!!
John, begging as much as he can: CROSBY, STAY!
Gale, shouting as the entire 100th backs away from them: GET OUTTA HERE! WHY I OUGHTA-!!
John, watching them leave as Gale drags him away: DON’T LEAVE ME!!!
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imasexypotato · 2 days
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*John & Gale discussing something on the runway*
Gale: I mean, have you ever had something that was so beautiful that everyone wants it?
John: ....*smiles*
John: I have you
Gale: ....*happy*
Random pilot: Get a room!
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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*John, waking up very disoriented after passing out*
John looks up to see the most stunningly beautiful man he's ever seen looking straight at him*
John, frowns: Wh-what are you doing??
*Gale, sitting next to his bed stroking his chest*
Gale, happy: You're awake
John, delirious: You shouldn't be touching me like that....I-I have a boyfriend!
Gale: ....*chuckle* I know, I'm your boyfriend
John: .....
Heart rate monitor: beep beep Beep BEEP BEEPPPPPPPPP!!!
John: ..... Jackpot
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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*John won't leave Gale's side for a second while they're POW*
John: What am I supposed to do?
Gale: I don't know John! Go for a walk or something!
John: By myself?
Gale: Yes!
John: Oh really? Where?
Gale: Anywhere!
John: Can I go that way?
Gale: YES!
John: Fine!
*walks away all grumpy*
Gale: Don’t go far!
John: OK!
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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Gale: How about we try that move you taught me last weekend?
John: ....*sly grin*
John: Now? I admire your boldness, Buck but what will the others think?
Gale, flustered: What? No, not....
John: *wiggles eyebrows*
Gale: The training move please
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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Gale: In light of recent events, you can hug me for four to five seconds
John: *hasn't felt a loving touch since he got to the stalag*
FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Gale: NO!
John: TOO LATE, BUCK! *hugs*
Gale: *doesn't resist*
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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Gale: John is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Curt: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, give’em a smooch
Crosby: Kick him in the shins!
Rosie: Dump him.
John: Just ask me to lean down!
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imasexypotato · 3 days
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New CO: Remember major, this is a secret
John: .....
John: Sir, I won't tell a soul
~Later~
John, bursting through Gale's front door: BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK! I gotta tell you a secret Buck!!!!!!
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