iloveflapjackssomuchomg

[iloveflapjackssomuchomg]

I just ate like 2 burgers I’m gonna die

[iloveflapjackssomuchomg]

I clench my fist in front of his face, filled with rage.

He comments on the mild amount of cuts on my hands and says I should get them checked out

The I punch him In his stupid fucking face

#fuckyoungsheldon

[iloveflapjackssomuchomg]

I don’t know why but whenever you say something and a lightning strike ensues right after the words become 100x more impactful, for example:

“You are charged with 3 cases of attempted murder ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️”

Instant awesomeness

#random

[iloveflapjackssomuchomg]

I don’t know why but I love people who just put random sentences and then a picture of a plushie, like “Florida man arrested for committing multiple felonies” and then it’s just a picture of a captain underpants plushie, like, he would never do that… right?

Florida man arrested for committing multiple felonies

[iloveflapjackssomuchomg]

Today I ate a pasta

Tomorrow I might eat another

Who knows

#pasta #im crazy