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Holy shit, can I just say that the Brothers are supposed to share fic is my new fav. Like hot damn *fans self*

And here I was thinking the new age of voltron made me irrelevant. I shall fan you as well!

That...that came out wrong...

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When I want to write an all chocobro involved naughty reader insert fic but tumble purge is fierce...may be time to return to my fanfiction.net roots oh god what if someone sees my hey Arnold fic that had boys over flowers bullying oh god MY HOWLS MOVING CASTLE FIC

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DAI Romances as Animated Movies Songs

Cullen - I See the Light

“All those days chasing down a daydream All those years living in a blur All that time never truly seeing Things, the way they were

Now she’s here shining in the starlight Now she’s here suddenly I know If she’s here it’s crystal clear I’m where I’m meant to go”

Iron Bull - Something There

“She glanced this way, I thought I saw And when we touched, she didn’t shudder at my paw No, it can’t be, I’ll just ignore But then she’s never looked at me that way before

New, and a bit alarming Who’d have ever thought that this could be? True, that he’s no Prince Charming But there’s something in him that I simply didn’t see”

Solas - Once Upon a Dream

“I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem But if I know you, I know what you’ll do You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

But if I know you, I know what you’ll do You’ll love me at once The way you did once upon a dream”

Josephine - Bella Notte

“Oh, this is the night, it’s a beautiful night And we call it bella notte Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes On this lovely bella note

Side by side with your loved one You’ll find enchantment here The night will weave its magic spell When the one you love is near

Oh, this is the night and the heavens are right On this lovely bella notte”

Cassandra - A Whole New World

“A whole new world A hundred thousand things to see I’m like a shooting star I’ve come so far I can’t go back to where I used to be

A whole new world  With new horizons to pursue I’ll chase them anywhere There’s time to spare Let me share this whole new world with you”

Dorian - Love Will Find a Way

“I was so afraid, now I realize Love is never wrong and so it never dies There’s a perfect world shining in your eyes

And if only they could feel it too The happiness I feel with you

They’d know love will find a way Anywhere we go, we’re home If we are there together Like dark turning into day Somehow we’ll come through Now that I’ve found you Love will find a way I know love will find a way”

Sera -  Un Poco Loco

“You make me Un poco loco Un poquititito loco The way you keep me guessing I’m nodding and I’m yessing I’ll count it as a blessing That I’m only Un poco loco

The loco that you make me It is just un poco crazy The sense that you’re not making The liberties you’re taking Leaves my cabeza shaking You are just Un poco loco”

Blackwall - Can You feel The Love Tonight

“Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world, for once, in perfect harmony With all its living things So many things to tell her But how to make her see The truth about my past? Impossible She’d turn away from me”

Dragon Age LIs + Russian Folk rock songs

DA:O companions in cartoons

DA2 companions in cartoons

DA:I companions in cartoons

DAO Romances as Animated Movies Songs

DA2 Romances as Animated Movies Songs

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Hey y’all, goodbye (for now)

I suppose that those of you that still read my stuff may have seen this coming due to lack of posts from me, but I just want to say real quick, it’s not because anyone is pushing me away. I’m not receiving toxic messages or anything, I say that because so many in the fandom have already left because of those same reasons.

If I’m honest, my hearts just not in this blog anymore, or reader inserts. I don’t have a lot of time to write due to my job so when I do have time to write, I’ve decided I would prefer to stick to my own projects versus stuff I honestly don’t feel has much creativity for me anymore. I do plan on starting a blog that has my own personal writing blurgs that are not based on any fandoms, but I’m not sure I will until I feel more confident that what I write won’t get stolen (since it’s my own work that’s not part of a fandom, I feel very protective of it). If and when I do, I will do my best to let you guys know. Sorry if this is dramatic. Not trying to be.

I do have one other story I’ll be posting that I wrote last week that was more of a wet dream than anything. Be on the lookout for that.

I had fun while I was here, guys. Take it easy. :)

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Speaking of lack of case law, E.L. James made a bestselling novel based on someone else’s work. There are actual sentences in both Fifty Shades of Grey and Twilight where it is literally the SAME DAMN SENTENCE just with the names changed. The fact that Stephanie Meyer never went after James is a true fucking miracle because if that had happened, the legality of fanfiction could have begun to be seriously debated and for all we know, laws could have been put into place to prevent fanfic users from creating.

So can we all take a moment to thank Stephenie Meyer for being a fucking saint?

So I just read up on some copyright laws and found out fanart and fanfic are technically illegal. Now I’m laughing at the thought of someone getting sued in court for writing smut about their favorite character 😂

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Need a hug? 

My dad is a fucking bum.

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Oh yeah heard about the heat wave in Cali

Raining at my house too love. It's monsoon season.

I am currwntlt in my desert town, the ushal is suppoed to be 112° and its STILL HOT but suuUPER WINDY. IDK IF IT RAINED YET IMA GO SMOKE OUTSIDE RN

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Hon are you in Arizona?

Raining at my house too love. It's monsoon season.

I am currwntlt in my desert town, the ushal is suppoed to be 112° and its STILL HOT but suuUPER WINDY. IDK IF IT RAINED YET IMA GO SMOKE OUTSIDE RN

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Heyo! If you have time may I ask for some headcanons on Chocobros being de-aged or turn small / chibi and how they'd react to S/O cooing over how cute and squishy they are? Please and thank you!

You want chibi shit? I give you chibi shit! Chocobros as chibis are fucking adorable. Chibi is good shit. 

You can’t tell but I’m actually happy. Seriously. I curse when I’m happy. 

I think. 

Tagging mah senpais to show that I AM BACK: @roses-and-oceans @amicitonia @gladiolus-mamacitia @bespectacled-girl 

Chibi BrosHeadcanonsSFW

~Noctis~

-Noctis is annoyed.-Seriously, of all the spells that was placed on him, he just had to get the three day shrinking one. -Three days were long, but not to you. -He probably turned eight shades of red as you cooed at him, coddled him, played with him, yada yada. -He mad. -He so mad. 

~Prompto~

-Prompto is the only one of the group who is somehow okay with this. -Dude’s not happy, obviously, but he’s just so small and cute and how can you not love this dork? -But it gets a little problematic when you almost accidentally squash him. -He’s a little flustered, but when you show him your chocobo doll that’s about the same size as he is, he’s okay now. -you actually play dolls with him. He’s the doll, of course, and you try to rescue the king chocobo from the barbaric raiders of Niflheim. -Don’t act like you wouldn’t. 

~Gladio~

-He’s pissed. -See, Gladdy’s got this weird thing called a hero complex. -He can’t stand when he’s weak and if he’s the size of a gerbil, he’s automatically weak, at least in his eyes. -At least, he thinks so until he gets it in his head that he can still kick a daemons ass even when he’s three quarters of an inch tall. -He made you promise not to tell anyone that you saw him screaming in terror as he ran for his life and how you had to step in and save him. -You told everyone. 

~Ignis~

-He’s chill-Seriously, that’s all I can say for this guy. He’s chill. -He also tries to see if your doll house furnishings can work. They obviously can’t, but he seems to think he can fix that?-HOW????-But he makes it work and cooks the most delicious chibi sized dinner that you can’t taste because it’s so small. -HOWWWWWWW??????

~Bonus: Ravus~

-FEAR ME! -How dare you talk back to me, I AM A PRINCE! -What-what are you doing? Stop that! STOP THAT, I SAID! 

#ffxv headcanons #ffxv #chocobros #headcanons #chibi bros

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Never Again

This has been in my head forever. I know a lot of people read yandere stuff with the chocobros and if you’re into that kind of stuff, that’s totally fine. But when I read a couple of fics, just to see how I felt about it, I got this really dark feeling that I really did not like. That’s when this incredibly dark idea popped into my head. I’m going to post it, but I may delete it after awhile, because reasons.I am also not going to tag anyone or post any tags for this fic, because reasons. I will put a trigger warning tag. Something.  

Never Again PromptoXOC! NSFW Trigger Warnings: Implied noncon, kidnap, suicide 

Freezing cold temperatures made the apartment unbearable-the man who claimed to love her more than anything, who swore he would protect her from the cruel world out there never did leave the heater on when he left for the day. The thermostat was password protected, so she couldn’t adjust it even if she cared anymore. 

But that was the problem-she didn’t care anymore. 

When the woman had first woken up in this hellhole, the dark apartment with so few furnishings that seemed to be forever freezing no matter the time of year, she had screamed. She begged. She kicked. She bit. She refused to let him touch her, had thrashed no matter how many times he had slapped her tear stained face until he finally gave up. She was proud that moment-she thought she had won. She thought he would let her go when he realized she would not play his sick game. 

How wrong she was. 

Her back ached and throbbed with a fiery burn when she thought of that horrific night, how he showed her the punishment for disobeying. How her back bled for weeks and she had to sleep on that filthy mattress on her stomach because it hurt to so much as touch her back. He cared for her those weeks, how slow he was and attentive when his desires came. 

But it was a lie. 

He did not love her. No man who loved, truly loved, acted this way towards their loved one. No person would cage their loved one like a bird and beat them within an inch of their life if they tried to leave. 

He was a liar. 

Her fingers were numb, but she no longer cared. She watched the children in the far off distance of the barred window play in that park without a care in the world. 

She had screamed. Hoped one of those children, someone would hear her. 

Only one person heard her. 

She never screamed after that. 

Every day passed, she grew emptier and emptier. He was confused at first when it happened. His bright blue eyes tried to get her to smile as he played and joked, his bright blonde locks bounced as he tried to get her to do silly things with him, like dance, sing. 

When he tickled her and she did not even flinch, he became angry. 

He wanted to see her scowl. Wanted to see her cry. Wanted to hear her yell, scream, beg, curse. 

Wanted her to show something. 

She did not. 

But as she stared at the children in the distance, memories of past wishes of family barbecues and lullabies sung to sleeping infants dancing in her mind, she gripped in her other hand the sharp razor. 

He had, of course, taken all of the sharp items in the house away. The only time he used a knife was when he cooked and he always kept it close by and vanished it before she ever got a chance to grasp it. 

Because she had tried once. 

Once. 

But it had finally happened. Last week, he had slipped. He had finally made a mistake, though minor it was. 

He had forgotten to take the bathroom garbage out. 

She had carefully pried the razor out of his razor blade, very careful not to cut herself so he wouldn’t suspect. The man didn’t even notice when he took the trash out the next day-he had most likely forgotten about the razor blade he had thrown out. 

But as the cries from children rang in her ears, breaking her heart and mind further, she knew it was pointless. Whatever he did during the day, she suspected it was military as he had proven time and time again that he was a trained professional. She would never get close enough to do damage with the blunt razor. 

She almost jumped out of her skin when she heard the door slam-when she heard his foul language and his harsh call of her name, she gripped the razor so tight that her hand bled, though she was so numb she couldn’t feel it. 

He had a bad day. 

She had to act fast-she couldn’t be slow-he would find it and stop her. And then she would never get the chance again. 

She had to do it now. In the quickest way possible. 

The most painful way possible. 

But she didn’t care. 

She knew that as she raised the razor to her jugular-she would not care of any pain that was inflicted, she just knew what she had thought of when she found the dull razor in the bathroom garbage. 

Never. Again. 

She heard him call her name-while her back was to him, he saw the glint in her fisted hand, saw where the sharp object was aimed. He was terrified, he ran to her for the immediate attempt to stop her. 

And this time...

He would fail. 

Two cursed words, at least to her, rang in her ears as she dug the razor in. No pain was felt, just two words in her mind as she dragged the razor across her throat, not hearing his scream of agony as he caught her body before it fell. His vest, covered with rips and dried blood from a hard day at wherever he was, was ripped off as he pressed it tightly to her throat to try and stop the bleeding. 

She saw him crying. Sobbing. Begging her not to leave him. 

She did not care. 

She smiled. She was sure she was laughing, though she couldn’t feel it anymore. 

Never again. 

He sat in the park, the winter cold digging into his snow suit. He was frozen at this point, but he didn’t care. 

Like she didn’t care. 

He had pushed her too hard-he should have showed her more how much he loved her, how broken he would be if something had happened to her. 

But now, it was too late. She was gone...

And he, too, would be gone as well. 

“Are you okay?” 

A lovely voice interrupted his dark thoughts as he raised his blue red tinged eyes to you. Your caring eyes frowned with concerned when you saw how sad and broken he looked. You knelt by his side and you didn’t notice how he had stopped breathing, the winter air no longer making wisps of steam at his breath. 

“It’ll be okay,” You said and his eyes were captivated. 

Yes. 

It would be okay. 

#trigger warning #suicide #what the actual fuck is wrong with me

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Some days, I don’t feel like putting on a show. Some days, I don’t feel like pretending I’m happy when I’m empty and blank and the ultimate ‘meh’ face on the inside. Some days, I just want to hold up my middle fingers to the world and say ‘fuck you guys, I’m going to bed’

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Reblog this post with the third gif in the gif search of your favorite movie

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Gofundme

For those who are wondering what happened to my gofundme page between my family donations and what was in my savings, we were able to pay for everything. Thanks to you guys who showed your support :)

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Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

Originally posted by hechosastrologicos

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I get you. I'm sorry you're feeling this way.

Thank you. I just found out my mom passed away and on top of everything else...we weren’t super close towards the end, but it still hurts. It’s nice to know I have a community of friends who support me. Thanks😊😊😊

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When it rains it pours

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I am sorry if you ever see my posts and think ‘man I thought we were good friends, I guess she didn’t want to talk to me anymore’

I thought of this the other day and if any of you have thought this, I promise that is not and never was the case. I was in such a bad situation at my house that I moved in with my grandmother, but she only has room for me to sleep on an air mattress in her office. I haven’t had access to my computer so all of my tumblr antics have been through my phone. I miss this fandom terribly and am sad to see so many of my favorite followers leave because people are unaccepting of the concept of freedom of speech. I am still around and haven’t forgotten you guys! 😋😋😋

#personal #am i being dramatic again #whatever am done with drama