....Before you ask why I made a fankid of a ship I don't even like, the answer is simple.... I need a LOT of fankids for my story, and since there are very few of them, I decided to take matters into my own hands and just create new fankids, even from ships I don't like, because I don't know why, but I love all fankids, regardless of the ship π (and it's a fanarty for @queam )
(And I've been wondering for a long time what the child of Lamp and Sketch would look like and I couldn't stand it anymore X'D) I like to think that she would get along very well with Star and June π (Wybie would feel a little weird around her, but since she's nice to his little sister and bestie, he doesn't mind her π) (because he has no trust at all to every fankid who seems even a little suspicious to him but he doesn't want to upset Star) (she's a dream diary)
she doesn't have a name or any headcanons, I give you free will to think what she's like, you can even suggest something :3
I also want to know what you would name her π
(on the back of her sweatshirt there is a combination of sun and moon ππ)
I don't know if I should do this but fuck it, OK SO FINALLY AFTER OVER A YEAR I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO ALL OF STAR'S FRIENDS AND HER LORE
So first of all, let me introduce you to all my babies (even if you already know some of them)
So we have Starlight (lampnold), Wybie and his little sister June (digital art time), Eric (dead end job) and Star's friends from Erosi (the love kingdom) Kordian (Kori), his little sister Violet (Vee) (kids of flower girls) and Sophie (dougther of rabbit boy and unicorn)
WARNING: NONE OF MY BABIES USE THEY/THEM
And now the long and complicated lore hehe....
So overall, this plot is literally a combination of hazbin hotel and two comics from svtfoe (citadel of starco and ship war) (yes I know, very creative ':D)
so in a nutshell it looked like this, once Star was practicing her portal powers and suddenly she moved to the dimension with the lovebird kids (I won't say which ones because it's probably obvious XD) and there was a serious fight between her and one of them (not started by Star) but fortunately everything ended well and they reconciled π
But Star realized that this type of situation could happen again with other fankids and she really didn't want it, and because she once read the comic "citadel of starco" she came up with a BRILLIANT IDEA XD
So she decided.... THAT SHE WILL CREATE A SCHOOL FOR THE FANKIDS XDDDDDDDD (omg why am I so cringe π€£) a school not only for fankids of the same ship, but for all dhmis ships! ππππ
And when she told her friends about it, June, Violet and Eric were like "OMG YES" Kordian was like "...wat" Sophie was quiet and tried to go over it in her head again because she couldn't keep up and Wybie was like "*....fuck this won't end well*" hehe
Then she told Lesley everything and she replied: "ok, I'll start a school for my minions' fankids, what's the harm?" The school was built in a dimension that looked like a combination of this:
:D π
Then Lesley gathered all the teachers who were parents and told them that from now on their children would study at this school and be taught by the original teachers and she would be the principal.
Everyone's opinions were VERY divided and when Star noticed these reactions from behind the curtain, she got very stressed and had to go on stage to explain the rest, but the poor baby got so scared that before she got on stage, she ran away and Wybie had to look for her and try to calm her down . When things got better, she came and explained everything well.
The rest is that Star, as the school president, tries to make everyone feel as good as possible and that they get along well with each other and don't call each other's parents names (which was the most important rule at school) so that there won't be a ship war XD
Can someone please, PLEASE MAKE THE DHMIS VERSION OF THIS SONG?
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN IMAGINING YT TEACHERS SINGING THIS AND TONY AS ALASTOR & SKETCH AS CHARLIE ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
please someone make a dhmis parody of this song π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
but it's just a sketch, so you'll see the whole thing in about a million years :D
(and no it's not one of those things where I say I'll draw it and then don't finish it, it's a very important thing and I won't do anything else until I finish it >:3)
Okay kids, I know I should do something more than just this, but it's been taking too long and I've had terrible problems with it and I want to get it over with, so I'd like to introduce you to Eric, my dead end job son β€οΈ
so about him: he's a wooden box for various treasures such as jewelry or shells, just something like that
He's a year younger then Wybie and Star and 2 years older then June, he loves sweaters and bovver boots and he's the Witcher fan #1 (fan fact: he's VERY based on one of my besties XD) (I took his entire outfit from her clothes :3) He loves fantasy books and intends to become a writer like Uncle Brendon and admires him very much for not giving up β€οΈ (and he really likes reading "the ultimate forgiveness", he's surprised they didn't publish it :'<) He tells Star a lot about the Witcher, and since she speaks Polish fluently (thanks to spending half her life with auntie Kira XD), she teaches him songs in the original language and they often annoy Wybie by singing in his ear "szumiΔ lasy lasy szumiΔ szumiΔ lasy szumiΔ " XDDDD poor Wybie :')
Ok guys, it's time for you to know the truth about me
and please don't pay attention to this ':D
sorry I can't help it Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
I once told my bestie to do it (but she knows absolutely nothing about these characters (apart from my little sunshine's parents and Warren, whom I tell her about all the time hehe)) to check what she will mark and.... you don't want to know :')
Heh, another drawing of my baby in another style, who would have thought? XDDDD Yes, I know that's what I mostly do, but my stupid brain keeps telling me to draw Star in diffrent styles instead of drawing more important characters for my au and telling you Starlight's lore wich is very extensive ππππ
Well, my next victim was the @mrstrwbrryclown style sorry π« but their style and au are too wonderful ππ
and I didn't even think how adorable my little baby would be in this style ππππππππ
ok, now I really have to focus on other characters :')
(and thank God that the drawing in the photo isn't as bent as it is in reality XD)
Guys, last night I had a dream in which Caine and Pomni had a teen daughter who looked exactly like Pomni, but in terms of colors she looked like Opposite Pomni, which I once saw, so her outfit was not blue and red like her mom's, but blue and yellow. I don't know what her name was or what eyes she had exactly, but I remember that they were pretty β€οΈ and that they all lived in some abandoned school XDDDD
I honestly imagine two different reactions from Warren:
1. after seeing this beautiful creature he starts laughing and says something like "Oh really? You wanna help uncle? πβ€οΈ"
2. after seeing this beautiful creature, he starts crying with emotion that his wife cares so much about him and always tries to cheer him up β€οΈ
(for the record, in my au Warren is married to my oc)
After SIOB quit
And now we need Warren's reaction
LOOK AT THE BABYYYYYYY πππππππππππππππ
I just died of cuteness, they're so silly!!! π₯Ίπ«Άπ»π«Άπ»ππ
Not sure how Warren would react tho, I don't think he'd take SIOB leaving that well, he might be still angry or maybe this was the little laugh he needed idk πβ¨
It reminded me of a scene from my favorite Polish series where one of the main characters was so nervous that he wanted to smoke another cigarette because he forgot that he was already holding one XDDDD and his wife was like "are you going to smoke two at once?" XDDDDDDDD
HAHSHAJSHAJSJAH I'M DEAD ππππ
TO BE FAIR she was just holding it, I never showed her actually smoking π€π€ she h8s it and is never doing it again π π»
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