Ok this one is so shitty and badly done but I literally just had to because it’s so accurate
Teenage soukoku acting like typical middle schoolers who give their homeroom teacher headache except they're in a mafia meeting.
They behave for the first ten minutes, fifteen minutes if the team is lucky and after that Mori's lifespan starts shortening. It starts with Dazai whispering something to Chuuya and Chuuya snickering before whispering back. Soon the whispers turn into bickers and bickers turn into yelling until they meet Mori's glare and fall silent. He apologises to the foreign dealers and the meeting resumes.
Peace restored but not for long.
Five minutes later they're talking again. Dazai rocks the chair too far back and falls over. Chuuya laughs, because of course he does. A minute later Chuuya screams and jumps away from his seat. All eyes are immediately on him as he points at Dazai while rubbing his arm.
Dazai, Chuuya, sixteen, going to the movies for the first time out of boredom. They sneak in instead of buying the tickets because they can. It's a horror movie and they don't have a speck of movie hall ethics. Dazai points at every hideous looking thing says "that's you chibi" (the said chibi bickers back). Chuuya goes "what? what happened? why did he do that, is he stupid" every time a character does something typical of an horror movie mc. At some point Dazai throws a handful of popcorn at Chuuya who yells in rage and goes to throttle his partner. Chuuya knocks down Dazai's drink and it spills on the guy next to them. Dazai won't stop kicking the back of the seat in front of him. Every time a jumpscare happens they scream so loud it almost sends the senior citizen front row into cardiac arrest. They gag for a whole minute when the main couple kiss on screen. They get shushed by people around them at least 20 times. Everyone is tired of them. Someone says enough is enough and gets them kicked out by the security.
They upped my meds a few days ago and oh my god is this how you’re supposed to feel? Life is literally so cool. Holy fuck. It’s like I just ate the Sun. HELLO???
teen skk used their (chuuyas) first big paycheck to buy a tablet and they used it all the time to watch random shit on yt together
u could often find them in chuuyas apt after a mission just laying on their stomachs in his bed at like three in the morning w a giant ass screen lighting up their faces while they’re just giggling their asses off at a video of a lady making conspiracy theories abt a crime they committed a couple days before
Teenage soukoku acting like typical middle schoolers who give their homeroom teacher headache except they're in a mafia meeting.
They behave for the first ten minutes, fifteen minutes if the team is lucky and after that Mori's lifespan starts shortening. It starts with Dazai whispering something to Chuuya and Chuuya snickering before whispering back. Soon the whispers turn into bickers and bickers turn into yelling until they meet Mori's glare and fall silent. He apologises to the foreign dealers and the meeting resumes.
Peace restored but not for long.
Five minutes later they're talking again. Dazai rocks the chair too far back and falls over. Chuuya laughs, because of course he does. A minute later Chuuya screams and jumps away from his seat. All eyes are immediately on him as he points at Dazai while rubbing his arm.
I might just reblog this every time I have to write off a weird day huh
AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS STOPPING YOU FROM TAKING A SHOWER AT 11 PM OR GETTING DRUNK ON SCOTCH ON A WEEKDAY NIGHT OR CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR OR DOING ALL OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME
I had a religious experience today my dudes
Ok point is. You’re young and learning how to live. Who says you can’t do stupid shit? I’m sure there is a reason why responsible adults don’t do these kinds of things and that there are very obviously good reasonings behind it. And what? Fuck around and find out yourself. Sure, you’ll have a terrible hangover on a school night but you know what? You went ahead and did a stupid fun thing instead of rotting in your bed feeling miserable. You can tell your little cousins about the stupid things you did in your late teens. Do it for the plot, do it for the consequences, do it because it’s better than being dead. “I stole private property signs and brought a flask of rum to school with me for my birthday” will make a way better story than “mushrooms thrived in my lungs because I couldn’t stumble out of bed.” I have those days too. It’s fine. You can’t control what you feel, but you can control what you do. The space between all the things that will ever happen to you outside your control is for you to shape and morph however you wish. Fill it with bad choices and ridiculous memories.
I’m still not completely sober so I’m probably making no sense. Not like I do when I’m sober anyways.
Yeah I might be a terrible person and an idiot yadda yadda. But. But. I once made my own totoro plushie, and he’s so ugly and he’s made out of old white fabric and doesn’t even have a face and he’s so small. But every fuckinv time he falls off my bed I get up and pick him up. Is it too much to ask to be loved like that.
Dude I’m actually gonna cry thank you so much this is exactly what I needed
AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS STOPPING YOU FROM TAKING A SHOWER AT 11 PM OR GETTING DRUNK ON SCOTCH ON A WEEKDAY NIGHT OR CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR OR DOING ALL OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME
I had a religious experience today my dudes
Ok point is. You’re young and learning how to live. Who says you can’t do stupid shit? I’m sure there is a reason why responsible adults don’t do these kinds of things and that there are very obviously good reasonings behind it. And what? Fuck around and find out yourself. Sure, you’ll have a terrible hangover on a school night but you know what? You went ahead and did a stupid fun thing instead of rotting in your bed feeling miserable. You can tell your little cousins about the stupid things you did in your late teens. Do it for the plot, do it for the consequences, do it because it’s better than being dead. “I stole private property signs and brought a flask of rum to school with me for my birthday” will make a way better story than “mushrooms thrived in my lungs because I couldn’t stumble out of bed.” I have those days too. It’s fine. You can’t control what you feel, but you can control what you do. The space between all the things that will ever happen to you outside your control is for you to shape and morph however you wish. Fill it with bad choices and ridiculous memories.
I’m still not completely sober so I’m probably making no sense. Not like I do when I’m sober anyways.
I think that we, as a fandom, moved on too quickly from this. Nevermind the fact that they came up with the idea to have Chuuya fake shoot Dazai with a gun (unsurprising), what kind of situations were they getting into for them to need Chuuya to fake shoot Dazai enough times for it to be "a thing"??
Did Chuuya have to pretend to accidentally shoot Dazai in the middle of a face-off? Or to purposefully shoot Dazai who was taken prisoner "so he wouldn't talk" and get everyone's eyes off him with a fight so Dazai could snoop around? Were they playing the betrayal/switching sides card regurlarly? Was Chuuya likely to be planted in the crowd as some enemy? Or perhaps the opposite, with Dazai infiltrated in order to intimidate their oponent? Did they run scams with it somehow?????
currently watching: my 3rd or 4th breaking bad rewatch (please dont judge me i love Jesse)
fav flavor: im a literal slut for anything sweet. but like creamy or caramel kind of sweet, not like gummy bear kind of sweet.
current obsession: JESSE PINKMAN MY FAVORITE JUNKIE <3 and also teen soukoku
last thing i googled: arrhenious' equation. I actually have no excuse for this
Fave season: dont have one. I like ocean winters and grass springs.
Skill id like to learn: perform an autopsy and also bake nice things
Best Advice: YOU CANT CONTROL WHAT YOU FEEL BUT YOU CAN CONTROL WHAT YOU DO. in between all the things life will throw at you and you wont be able to do anything about there is a space that is for you to fill with things you like. Also, doing things half assed is better than not doing them at all.
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Thanks to @leahnardo-da-veggie for tagging me! I did this a bit ago, but have no trouble doing it again!
Last song: San Quentin by Nickleback. I know there was at least one other song on after that on the drive home, but that was what I had turned up.
Favourite Colour: red, bright and bold. It washes me out badly though, so blue or purple for wearing
Currently watching: still Sailor Moon R. We're out of the Doom Tree arc, but life has been kicking mine and coffeeangelinabox's asses and we haven't been consistent with the actual watching of things on movie night
Favourite flavour: pistachio or saskatoon
Current Obsession: pokemon. I bought Sword secondhand when my neices decided they were into it (I got them Sheild for Christmas) and now I'm at the point where I'm hassling my sister about them getting leveled up so I can get those goddamn exclusives and complete my pokedex.
Last thing I googled: Avril Lavigne's age when her career started
Favourite season: fall. I love the way leaves crunch, and I can wear my collection of awesome hoodies/light jackets everywhere. Mostly though by the time a season changes I'm bored of it anyway and am looking forward to the next.
Skill I'd like to learn: Sewing or art. I can do basics of both, but I'd like to get good at them. That, however, entirely depends on time and I usually don't prioritize them enough for that.
Best Advice: Please and Thank you for everything. My Dad gave me a great object lesson in this by being a petty-ass jerk to a rude and entitled student and the college he worked at, and it's served me well. I'm a crew lead at my own job and I cannot overemphasize the difference it makes in my team when I thank them earnestly for doing the things they're supposed to do anyway. They work harder, look for ways to help, and are generally much more chill and happier when they feel valued.
If I tagged you last time, sorry. If I haven't tagged you at all but you want to play, sorry for that too and feel free to join in! @slimylittlemaggot @messy-jaxx @mitchell-nihil @poetinlovewithflowersonhisgrave @stesierra @squarebracket-trickster @minnieposting @artistvicky @mageofcolors
I genuinely cant think of anything more embarassing than walking into a pharmacy for any reason. "Hello I am shitting myself to death" "whats up, i need the refill for my anti-sad drug", and, my personal favorite, "help me i havent slept in Three Days, knock me out" that woman could beat me with a baseball bat and leave me unconscious and id thank her. like yeah that works, thanks.
AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS STOPPING YOU FROM TAKING A SHOWER AT 11 PM OR GETTING DRUNK ON SCOTCH ON A WEEKDAY NIGHT OR CUTTING YOUR OWN HAIR OR DOING ALL OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME
I had a religious experience today my dudes
Ok point is. You’re young and learning how to live. Who says you can’t do stupid shit? I’m sure there is a reason why responsible adults don’t do these kinds of things and that there are very obviously good reasonings behind it. And what? Fuck around and find out yourself. Sure, you’ll have a terrible hangover on a school night but you know what? You went ahead and did a stupid fun thing instead of rotting in your bed feeling miserable. You can tell your little cousins about the stupid things you did in your late teens. Do it for the plot, do it for the consequences, do it because it’s better than being dead. “I stole private property signs and brought a flask of rum to school with me for my birthday” will make a way better story than “mushrooms thrived in my lungs because I couldn’t stumble out of bed.” I have those days too. It’s fine. You can’t control what you feel, but you can control what you do. The space between all the things that will ever happen to you outside your control is for you to shape and morph however you wish. Fill it with bad choices and ridiculous memories.
I’m still not completely sober so I’m probably making no sense. Not like I do when I’m sober anyways.
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