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hunnibats · 2 months
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Trying to enjoy myself in London but I keep having these weird nightmares. Met a girl who I really like
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KILL YOURSELF
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KILL YOURSELF
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hunnibats · 2 months
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do u think they ever explored each others bodies
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hunnibats · 3 months
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Eventually as pickups get bigger & more lifted, theyll be able to drive over a child without the kid even touching the undercarriage - completely safe, rendering the truck domesticated. This is called the negation of the negation
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hunnibats · 3 months
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Help! I went for a hike in the mountains near Seattle and now my leg is caught in a bear trap! Please call the authorities I know this is the sort of post I'd make as a joke but I swear I'm not joking this time I desperately need someone to help me, please! Psych! This post is a joke! I decided to boy-who-cries-wolf myself for no real reason for a post that isn't even that good and now if I'm ever in a genuinely dangerous situation none of you will even think to provide aid!
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hunnibats · 3 months
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if everyone in the world was always so niceys i'd totally dox myself and see who comes to hang out. alas there is evil in the world yet
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hunnibats · 3 months
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Way that people don't answer phones because they are so full of scams is one of the prime demonstrating examples for the "American government can't even govern as the managing committee of Capital in general anymore," Capital would like people to answer phones but the small group of hyper-rich cranks who run our system don't care.
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hunnibats · 3 months
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You are allowed to exist alone in public btw. You're allowed to go to the movies alone and go out to eat alone and hang out in a park alone and go for a walk alone and whatever else. It isn't weird or creepy, it doesn't make you lonely or a loser or whatever. You are allowed to just exist as yourself.
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hunnibats · 3 months
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"to be loved is to be changed" but as in a horrific unasked for transformation. 🤍. btw.
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hunnibats · 3 months
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TO BE FREE. its been nearly 3 years since my original of this piece, so i wanted to recreate it. 🐺🖤🔥
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hunnibats · 3 months
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Peter Strahm (SAW)
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hunnibats · 4 months
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pour one out for all those fic readers who found one author who wrote one really good fic for their fandom then clicked on their profile to find they wrote exactly one fic for that fandom and the rest for, like, csi or something
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hunnibats · 4 months
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I think retail workers should be able to sit down in chairs and listen to music and goof around and chat with their coworkers and dick around on their phone when they have free time and not have to pay attention to every customer's little whim or be constantly on guard or perform happiness or clean and should be able to make out in the back rooms or go home whenever because theres enough people to cover their shift and just enjoy life and labor a little more. In my opinion
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hunnibats · 5 months
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you're a faggot. mr grinch
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Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?
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Break you
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hunnibats · 5 months
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(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you
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