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Bad news I used to be chaotic chaotic but now I’m chaotic neutral corona is a btich

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I can be a Jedi I don’t feel love anakon what’s what I have the rank of master

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so my sister and I may have accidentally trained our 25 pound dog to attack anyone that does the renegade around him

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☽ᴄʟᴀʀɪᴛʏ☽ turned 2 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

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Gandalf’s on weed

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I think the fun part of how many American stereotypes there are is that some people think America is the fun part of High School Musical

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just watched a khan academy video that was 4:20 I have never been so proud and accomplished in my life

#bread #khanacademy #studytips #gettagged

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I am in so much pain send my corpse to Satan I’ve got unfinished business with that little bitch 

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It’s official ritz crackers are ovals. Disturbed and hurt from them not telling me.

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I need to tone down the depression meter because my history teacher is starting to notice

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Pizza hut is on crack because they transcended to the gods and knew 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑙𝑦 what I wanted

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Gotta love last minute hero origin story, read a stick figure comic starring Steve Hoders and Buckle Boy.

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Alrighty tik tokers it’s snowing time for you to create your povs and dances will it’s pretty out

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Did I just watch a Sabra Hummas ad that had tik tok sensation Charli in it? That’s a secret I’ll never tell

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Corona virus out breaks in America: Freshmen in Biology: hold my beer

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How the fuck do I have a ten in orchestra I literally did all the precourse and practice is this my directors sign saying I should just give up because I suck at playing the violin

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Wonder Woman Summary:

Zeus got extra horny and decided to make it seem justifiable