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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horse standing in a body of brown water while it could be a pond the presence of palm trees alerts the viewer that this tropical location could have been struck by some kind of natural disaster such as a hurricane which are common in areas like this one a black box at the bottom of the screen displays the words ghost of dog implying this horse is perhaps named ghost of dog or is a ghost of a dog both of these potential realities bring on a sense of confusion as one is led to ponder this oddity of possible disaster and or dog death
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horse standing in a building in front of a person whose boots are visible from behind the horse which wears a blue halter attached to two tethers the horse whose name i have been told is horse horse which is the best name ive ever witnessed in my decades of work as the horseimagebarner seems a bit surprised at this development for its mouth is agape in a silent gasp and its eyes are wide with shock what has caused horse horse such surprise and incredulity what is surprising to such a magnificent beast like horse horse
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horse drinking from a tub of water placed at the foot of a beautiful evergreen tree the horse is captured in the motion of pulling away from the tub as water drips from its mouth and tongue which sticks out slightly in the fashion of what some internet users would refer to a blep which is rather endearing also endearing is the nature of its eyes which we can see from one are round and full of unsullied good a trait that is becoming increasingly rare in this cruel modern world as some might say however could any world be cruel when such a creature as this exists gathering joy from such small things as a nice drink of water on a beautiful day beneath the boughs of a fine tree
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horses engaged in combat one horse has leaned forward in order to use its back legs to deliver a strong kick to the opposition which is another horse of a similar but not identical color to it we know the kick is strong because of the way the other horses head has been snapped back by the force of it giving the viewer a good look at its mouth which is frozen in a grimace of pain what has caused these beautiful animals to become locked in such vicious combat such is the way of nature for the world will always have good and bad and those forces shall always oppose one another even if these horses are not only good or only bad we see here a representation of the constant war of true morality
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horse in a very vibrant pasture this vibrancy seems to have affected this horse very greatly causing it to do a little hop from all the pleasant emotions leeching into it from the incredibly green world it has the privilege to exist in it appears very skilled in hopping for the horse has expertly managed to jump just a few inches off the ground with all four of its hooves at once which must be a difficult task to do for such a large beast the horse seems very proud of this achievement if not smug as it looks at the camera head on its ears erect its hooves pointed and its tail swishing
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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oatsneejzer
gett rekt
-honrse
what in the balls
not again
i do not sneeze oats i swear to you
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horseimagebarn · 3 months
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horse with rather long hair obscuring the eyes leaning forward toward a human hand which holds out a nice yellow cob of corn still attached to its husk the camera has captured this delicate moment as the horse carefully takes a bite of the corn taking a vertical approach instead of biting the corn while it faces horizontally like a human might this photograph shows that while some may go about a task a bit differently the same amount of enjoyment can be achieved for it is apparent this horse is enjoying the corn due to the posture of its body toward the corn and the lack of any aggressive movements though there could be no movements for this is a photograph a stock photo at that which we can deduce from the very helpful and not distracting watermarks and banner at the bottom and also this is horseimagebarn not horsevideobarn so of course we find no active motions here of all places just actions frozen in the unmelting ice of visual preservation
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horseimagebarn · 4 months
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It is nice to see you back! Thank you for the horse posts!
thank you friend though my posts may not be as often as they once were in my prime i hope i may still bring you joy when i am able to i hope you and all my horser friends are having a wonderful holiday
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horseimagebarn · 4 months
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horses standing nearly up to their knees in a natural body of water one horse whose body is not fully on screen has grabbed its associates tail said associate looks rather shocked at this development with its head turned to show its assailant a flabbergasted purse of its lips and flick back of its ears must all animals seek warfare upon the open seas
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horseimagebarn · 4 months
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horse that is short yet maintains rather long legs this horse is standing on asphalt which might alarm some who are knowledgable in the makeup of horse hooves for asphalt might mess with its footsies however do not fret for this particular horse is rocking some sick sneaks on all four of its hooves these sneaks are black and rather stylish and this horse definitely knows it for it is striking a pose with one front hoof forward and its head tilted coyly away
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horseimagebarn · 4 months
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horse in a snowy landscape dressed in a beautiful set of brown jacketwear that includes a neck part not unlike the hood of a human coat its hair flows in the cold wind and its eyes are bright and happy behind it another horse wears a similar garment yet it is stained and lacking the neckpiece in this other horses eyes is a more jaded look it is blurred and in the background presenting a solemn image of a horse forlorn and forgotten with a cold neck while its peer presents itself triumphantly unaware of or unbothered by its overshadowing of the other
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horseimagebarn · 5 months
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Hi what do u know about horses?
i know that horses have stars in their eyes and true love in their hearts but are the only other animals who commit sin
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horseimagebarn · 5 months
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are you ok? you haven’t been posting lately
hello friends i apologize for not keeping you in the loop i am quite alright fear not i love this account and i plan to continue it i believe i just need a bit of a break to regain a passion for horse posting for posting twice a day daily is a lot when i pride myself on quality horse descriptions i have recently been medicated for adhd and i am hoping that this will help me regain my motivation so i shall see you soon once i get in the mood to rebuild my queue
if you wish to speak to me until i am able to do this i recommend joining the horse discord as i am a little more active there than i am here for now but do not fret for i shall return soon i will not abandon my god given duty to provide the internet with horse image descriptions that are equal parts helpful and heartful
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horseimagebarn · 6 months
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horses standing in a yellowed short plain of grass behind them is a very tall cliff of dark stone over which falls a beautiful waterfall rife with thick mist the horses touch their foreheads together in an act of affection centered right in the middle of the photo displaying the majesty of both nature and love in one impressive image
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horseimagebarn · 6 months
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horse standing in its stall amongst a large pile of hay or straw which is also all over its back the horse seems to think this is rather humorous as it sticks its tongue out in a gesture of jesting this horse is being a bit silly however im unsure if this horse has ever heard the phrase do not play with your food for that straw may sometimes get eaten by horses
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horseimagebarn · 6 months
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horse whose hair has been shorn to look like puzzle pieces with longer hair representing one type of piece and shorn flesh representing another color of piece the horse is facing away from the camera so that we may see the pieces all along its side back and neck the background of this image which seems to be a typical farm is completely black and white in contrast to our tan colored friend perhaps the missing piece in this puzzle does not lie in the horse but in its colorless environment
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horseimagebarn · 6 months
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hello my dear friends i have been working on a secret project for you all that was meant to be a celebration of 10000 followers however i am far too excited to wait an unspecified amount of time until we reach that goal so i shall announce it now
i have created a wonderful discord server to act as a place for horse enjoyers to gather and become friends i hope you shall join me there it is very fun and awesome i have fallen in love with the community that has formed around this humble blog and i look forward to seeing you here
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