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#LOVE her. have been extremely obsessed with MANY of her songs and i love her persona. something for the lesbians!!!

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today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

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#LMAOOOOOO

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I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

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happy pride month xox <3

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very normal heterosexual webweave on mobile the alt text icon obscures some of the words. sorry. don't use mobile ig - car seat headrest / beach life-in-death (twin fantasy, 2018) - Saint Sebastian, school of Nicolas Regnier, circa 17th century - Michel de Montaigne, On Friendship - bob dylan / he was a friend of mine - sufjan stevens / the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us! - Henry Scott Tuke, A Cadet on Newporth Beach, near Falmouth with Another Boy in the Sea - black country, new road / snowglobes - sufjan stevens / mystery of love - Achilles Tending to Patroclus (the Sosias Painter, c. 500 BCE) - sufjan stevens / the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us! - car seat headrest / bodys (twin fantasy, 2018) - sufjan stevens / mystery of love - Henry Scott Tuke, Noonday Heat - vampire weekend / diplomat's son - sufjan stevens / the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us!

#ugh jesus christ #webweaving

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is this your first time getting prepositioned online?

no people say all kinds of prepositions at me online

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05/21/2024

#hmmmm.

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I love that we’re inventing historical guys now

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events are probably my second favorite thing to set in motion

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oughhhh self awareness is NOT helping him

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like can you imagine a song like this being written about you. SICKENING. you say that you love me and i write it all down so when you're gone i'll remember...............