honeywithrose

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#i technically haven’t started it but medusa by jessie burton

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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re: this post it's interesting that tyndareus choosing helen's husband and helen choosing for herself both come with versions of the story where odysseus was the brain behind the oath, if you consider odysseus and helen as foils and all the possible permutations of "i'm the one who devised the plot that [allowed you to choose]/[trapped you in something you did not choose], that you [left willingly]/[left unwillingly], which in turn trapped me"

#god brain take #i will never stop thinking about helen

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#ends my life cycle 1 million times in a row #i am just so fucking sad #and after your sad for a while everyone’s sympathy for you dries up #and they get tired of your sadness #and then they get mad at your sadness #and like i’m tired of and mad at my sadness too. but it’s my sadness. it’s mine. not yours #you don’t get to feel angry about my sadness because you would be sad too #and also another thing #i am so fucking tired of people saying it will get better #when #when has it ever gotten better #fucking fuck you #honey talk #rant

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#there is something about a cheeky drunk darty that is just so. romantic to me. #appealing. mysterious. makes me feel like the protagonist of an hbo drama. #i also did have a marb smooths phase in uni #because ✨dark academia ✨

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#if i ONLY had to take out the trash i would be unstoppable #takes 2 minute

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the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#addendum to the wool question: i wear wool socks in the winter but i usually have to layer them over a different sock #honey talk

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#i want to go to there

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Friendly reminded that Sejanus Plinth is the only person in the book able and brave enough to stand up to Dr. Gaul.

Just saying.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#hey op how ya doin #holdin up alright?

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Hello, today is my birthday, and I would like to share a comic I made in the last year with you. It's called Broomistega and Thrinaxodon.

This comic was originally printed with yellow, fluorescent pink, light teal, and violet risograph inks. Physical copies are available in my shop.

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The Triassic Cuddle

“The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone.” -xxx @picckl

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everyone on my dash talking about the triassic cuddle are we all touch starved and depressed

#triassic cuddle #honey talk

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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richard siken, the torn-up road