Homestuck began today, fifteen years ago. It broke boundaries in the webcomic space and rose to become nearly the most popular of them all. I love this stupid webcomic. Happy 4/13.
Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 10th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was ten years ago he was given life, it is today he will be given a name!