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hoforhozier · 21 hours
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I downloaded bumble again coz the guy I like wants to keep it casual and I was getting bored. I'm not a bad person but the guys on that app😭
- creepy
- fake their height
- won't even ask your name before talking about sex
- sooooooo uninteresting and boring!!
- can't spell "their" properly
- cringe as FUCK
All this time I haven't liked a single guy for real because THAT MF has taken over my mind!!!!!!! Why does he not live near me! Why is he not ready for a relationship?
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hoforhozier · 5 days
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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hoforhozier · 8 days
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babe wake up, new renaissance painting just dropped
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hoforhozier · 10 days
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Staring at the phone won't help you sis. He still isn't gonna call you.
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hoforhozier · 11 days
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Emotionally slutty, if not in the physical sense.
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hoforhozier · 11 days
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Flowers handpicked by someone really sweet.
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hoforhozier · 11 days
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Got dumped this January.
Was done with that relationship anyway. I guess no one can truly last with me.
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hoforhozier · 11 days
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Thankgod I downloaded Tumblr again
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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I waterdown all my feelings for my new boyfriend because I'm so scared to show him how i actually feel about him and how i get so in love when I'm in love and i.do.think.its unfair.to him but trust me he'd leave me so fast if he knew how much i feel for him and think about him and think about US....it's not even been a month.
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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I just forgot why I used.to.think that my last bf was the best thing happened to me...like i just forgot everything I felt for him completely
I think it's good but it's still a weird feeling to just forget how you felt for someone.
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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I have a new bf now and he's so fkn hot and so generous and i love him a lil but i can't say it to him just yet because that'll be too fast.
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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I'll always love Tumblr
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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Someday I'd like to do this. Either of this.
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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"on the balcony and I'm singing,
ooh baby, ooh baby I'm in love"
- "West Coast" by Lana Del Rey
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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Broke up with my bf 2 days ago. I think I'll never find love
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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Y'all i have a bf and he's the best thing ever happened to me
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hoforhozier · 1 year
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Why tf does Tumblr have so manyyyy ads now
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