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#video #this is fantastic #httyd

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

#funny #they’ve unionized

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#new trends like this frighten me #that is to say #hello yes welcome to my home do come in

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

#writing #real

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The Beast that Bothers

#video #cats #yess

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

#humanity #people

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

#humanity #people #yeah

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I was telling my mom about the tumblr sexyman polls and mentioned the Onceler as an example of a tumblr sexyman. She was incredibly horrified by this concept but understood it as “just a tumblr thing.”

Then I showed her a lineup and pointed out the Onceler and it was only then I realized she never saw the animated Lorax and pictured the book version of the Onceler, which is just a pair of disembodied hands.

honestly I think tumblr carnally desiring a pair of disembodied hands also checks out. But I didn’t tell my mom that.

#cloud rambles #tumblr sexyman poll #my mom experiences tumblr secondhandedly from me it’s the least I can do

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little thing about seeing the eclipse with my family and some kind strangers

#art #humanity #love this OP

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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

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Yesterday I gained the respect of two middle schoolers by Fortnite dancing in the Easter Bunny mascot suit

#cloud rambles #got a part-time temp job as the easter bunny at the local mall #it’s been wild

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sorry for going AWOL and for the lack of content guys I sort of went insane and wrote a book

#I wrote 75000 words in January and have been doing cleanup ever since #cloud rambles #it is technically the fourth (final) draft but two of the drafts didn’t reach 20k and the third draft was a 55k screenplay #hopefully I’ll be able to send it to agents next year #after the beta trial #we’ll see #if I get rejected 100 times I’m switching to self publishing #it currently sits at 90000 words

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NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

#important

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During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

#you need a reason to live as well

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update: it’s on my blog, from September. my mom thinks it’s hilarious.

does anyone have that tumblr sexyman poll animation of sans accidentally blasting the queen of england whilst aiming for reigen I need to show my mom

#cloud rambles

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does anyone have that tumblr sexyman poll animation of sans accidentally blasting the queen of england whilst aiming for reigen I need to show my mom

#I’m explaining the tumblr sexyman poll

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I just read “Loveless” by Alice Oseman as someone who’s aroace and I am. Struggling.

I was expecting to love the book and I’m so, so happy to see aromanticism/asexuality in the public eye, but as far as the story/characters went I was really struggling. Maybe I’m too old for it but I found it… very lackluster. The characters felt deeply one-dimensional and I did not like the protagonist at all.

If any of you have read this book and really enjoyed the characters, I would love to hear more about it. Maybe I’m just missing something. But also if any of you have recommendations for LGBTQA+ media with engaging characters and an engaging story I would love some recommendations.

I also just watched Nimona for the first time and I absolutely adored it. Would absolutely recommend it to anyone.

#cloud rambles #book review #ish? I’ve been reading more lately #I really really really wanted to love this book #and I know a lot of people found it incredibly relatable #and there were a lot of times that I found it relatable too and the relatability of it isn’t really what I’m criticizing #I just didn’t like the characters #outside of being very very happy to see aromanticism and asexuality in the public eye acknowledged as a real identity #I don’t have anything positive to say about this book #and I really really really wish I did #negative review #I have no idea how to tag this #my thoughts line up well with the one-star goodreads reviews written by asexuals/aromanticists