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Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter

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[ID: Screenshots of two tweets. The first one is by Dolly Parton and it says "I was so excited when someone told me that Lil Nas X had done my song #Jolene. I had to find it and listen to it immediately…and it's really good. Of course, I love him anyway. I was surprised and I'm honored and flattered. I hope he does good for both of us. Thank you @LilNasX". The second tweet is Lil Nas X responding to the Dolly Parton tweet by simply saying "HOLY SHIT" in all caps. End of ID.]

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#everyone is more genderqueer than they realize #lol i wish they'd stop doing this bullshit

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$122,000. And the thing is so shodily designed that the accelerator can become that easily stuck. It isn't even all one piece.

$122,000. That's more than my entire household income, and we're 3 adults with full-time jobs.

If you gave that $122,000 to Feeding America, that would provide over 1 million meals.

That's $122,000 more than Tesla paid in taxes.

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THEYRE ALL JUST STARING AT HIM RJGNENFNEN

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For all my fellow oversharers out there.

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Please do your own research on the AIDS crisis, I am completely unqualified to talk about it and my several errors tonight are proof of that. I just think it is a shame how little the average person knows about the crisis and that we need to educate people on it, so please take some time and do some research, if nothing else, you'll learn something new and some history

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My sister just asked me a question in chat.

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens s1 #ineffable husbands #gay

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We had a hermit crab when I was growing up, because my dad was driving and he noticed it walking down the shoulder of the road. From his truck. In Michigan.

There are still so many things I don't understand about that.

first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.

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Fun date idea!

Take your vampire boyfriend to the historical art museum so he can tell you which famous figures were cunts

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Lol cool so not only are they gonna price gouge you on trying not to die, they're gonna do it repeatedly every time their product doesn't work long-term.

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#i fucking hate this #this should make everyone's vision go red with rage #fuck big pharma #fuck Pfizer #i hate it here

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Okay this is a good point.

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I want to be eaten by bugs and animals FOR SCIENCE!

How do you want to dispose of your body when you die?

Traditional western embalming & burial

Green burial

Cremation

Aquamation/alkaline hydrolysis

Body farm

Donated medical cadaver

Sky burial

Sea burial

Human composting

Other (diamond, launch into space, etc)

#body farm #or donated cadaver or green burial #make this old hunk of flesh useful #death positive #death #remains #mortuary

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THIS 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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I was so distracted by the outfits I didn't even notice the CAR.

Whenever a new fantasy/historical drama comes out I eagerly look forward to the rants from the handful of people I follow on here who are deeply into historical fashion and costuming. It's like

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