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I sometimes think about what if Vox was the hotel’s benefactor instead of Alastor,,

As you can see, he handles Lucifer much differently

#canon I was Lucifer's swooning snake hat

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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.

What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?

Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕

#love how angel's first thought is that Al is DEAD #like he fully believes Al could die from boredom or something #honestly if he didn't have such an ego I could see Alastor dying from boredom for the bit

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*Right before Angel & Husk's wedding*

Cherri Bomb: "Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend"

Charlie: "Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!"

Sir Pentious: "Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well"

Vaggie: "I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND!"

Alastor, panicked: "I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE"

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #husk #huskerdust #cherri bomb #charlie morningstar #sir pentious #vaggie #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes #I can not even BEGIN to explain how funny the idea of Alastor SOMEHOW being an ordained pastor is to me

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Charlie: "Just be yourself!"

Angel: "Be myself'?! Charlie, I have one day to win Husk over! How long did it take before you guys started liking me?"

Sir Pentious: "Couple weeks"

Vaggie: "Six months"

Alastor: "Jury’s still out"

Angel: "See, Charlie? 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #angel dust #sir pentious #vaggie #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes

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Vaggie: "If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous"

Sir Pentious: "What if it bites me and it dies!?"

Angel: "Then you’re poisonous. Fucks sake, Pen, learn to listen!"

Niffty: What if it bites itself and I die?

Husk: "That’s voodoo"

Charlie: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Alastor: "That’s correlation, not causation"

Egg Minion: "What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?"

Angel: "That’s kinky"

Vaggie, suddenly rethinking the half year exterminations: "Oh my God"

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #sir pentious #angel dust #niffty #husk #charlie morningstar #egg minion(s) #incorrect quotes

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Charlie: "Time for plan G"

Husk: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

Charlie: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties"

Angel: "What about plan D?"

Charlie: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago"

Vaggie: "What about plan E?"

Charlie: "I’m hoping not to use it. Sir Pentious dies in plan E"

Alastor, who was not here half a second ago: "I like plan E!"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #husk #angel dust #vaggie #sir pentious #alastor the radio demon

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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

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@pocchi-poket It comes from a QnA

2:06:56

This a very wishful theory but

What if Dazzle is the new hotel's eye?

First of all, the only other reasonable explanations for the eye is just, the hotel is alive (But why wasn't that the case with the last hotel?) or that its Keekee's eye (But again, why wouldn't that be the case for the last hotel? It had an eye sure but that was just a window, this one literally opens, and Keekee was just as connected to the last hotel)

If it weren't for the reveal of Pentious going to heaven I'd say its him since they were just setting up his memorial, but there's also one other person with a memorial right next to his

Dazzle

The lore of demons dying and possessing random shit is almost definitely still canon due to how many fucking eyes show up after the fight with heaven

Like there are eyes EVERYWHERE after the battle

Also while the eye color of the hotel matches the key Keekee turns into it doesn't match her actual eye which is yellow with a pink pupil rather then pink with a black slit for a pupil. BUT all of the soul eyes ARE pink with black slits for pupils!

And we know they recycled parts of the old hotel for the knew one cause we see them scavenging the area

So what if, either by accident, or perhaps Lucifer or Charlie could identify which souls were which, found Dazzle, and put him either in the sign or his memorial statue leading him to possess either the sign or the hotel itself

Or hell, maybe everyone who died in the fight is possessing the hotel and creating that eye! The hotel is possessed by a hundred cannibals lol

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Ok I’m calling this one “R Rated Team Rocket”

Might do more Hazbin characters after I recover from this stomach flu.

#hazbin hotel #velvette #valentino #vox #pokemon #okay but you have to understand that I NEED Angel and a Fat Nuggets Lechonk now

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I heard the theme!

If you listen closely during episode 8 when Angel Dust saves one of the egg bois, there’s a little polka run. That is from the music theme Slutty Spider Polka Pop, Angels theme that was posted years ago on her channel. It was a collab with Gooseworx, who most now know as the creator of The Amazing Digital Circus.

What a great Easter egg 🥹

And I love seeing artists I’ve follow for years going on the great projects

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This a very wishful theory but

What if Dazzle is the new hotel's eye?

First of all, the only other reasonable explanations for the eye is just, the hotel is alive (But why wasn't that the case with the last hotel?) or that its Keekee's eye (But again, why wouldn't that be the case for the last hotel? It had an eye sure but that was just a window, this one literally opens, and Keekee was just as connected to the last hotel)

If it weren't for the reveal of Pentious going to heaven I'd say its him since they were just setting up his memorial, but there's also one other person with a memorial right next to his

Dazzle

The lore of demons dying and possessing random shit is almost definitely still canon due to how many fucking eyes show up after the fight with heaven

Like there are eyes EVERYWHERE after the battle

Also while the eye color of the hotel matches the key Keekee turns into it doesn't match her actual eye which is yellow with a pink pupil rather then pink with a black slit for a pupil. BUT all of the soul eyes ARE pink with black slits for pupils!

And we know they recycled parts of the old hotel for the knew one cause we see them scavenging the area

So what if, either by accident, or perhaps Lucifer or Charlie could identify which souls were which, found Dazzle, and put him either in the sign or his memorial statue leading him to possess either the sign or the hotel itself

Or hell, maybe everyone who died in the fight is possessing the hotel and creating that eye! The hotel is possessed by a hundred cannibals lol

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #razzle and dazzle #hazbin hotel theory #feel like shit just want him back

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Imagine if Hazbin Hotel and All Dogs Go To Heaven were in the same universe, Charlie's dream has already been achieved by A DOG and Sera is DETERMINED to not let anyone know

#hazbin hotel #all dogs go to heaven #crossover #au maybe? #Emily exposes Sera with a fucking DOG lol #“But THE DOG can redeem himself SERA!”

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There's def some pixels off but I stitched together the pan up/zoom on the new hotel!

I hope we get to see what it looks like zoomed out before season 2, but this'll have to do for now

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #Hazbin Hotel Location #Rip Dazzle #seems like Alastor has a new radio tower #and Lucifer might be staying in the opposite tower? #Also what is with these people and shoving BOATS into the sides of there buildings???

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#hazbin hotel #angel dust

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Okay but like, au where Charlie is already friends with the people of, and the hotel is based in, Cannibal Town

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel au #I just think it would be neat #also an excuse for everyone in the au to have to dress in 1910 style clothing or else there neighbors will literally eat them lol #just imagine all the hijinks #Pentious tries to attack the hotel and gets eaten by cannibals lol #Angel can't get any damn sleep cause everyone's always fuckin singing #And Charlie's sponsor is Rosie!!! #Alastor tries to get involved and Rosie's like “Al I love you but stay away from my new daughter" #Hell's Greatest Mom lol #Cannibal Town would probably love Razzle Dazzle Keekee and the egg boiz #Do you see my vision?

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Something I noticed on my second watch! You can see Charlie finding Vaggie's Cannibal Town souvenir in the background!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #charlie morningstar #vaggie

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There so silly

#hazbin hotel #keekee #egg minion(s)