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Tolkien Fancast 32/?

Anne Hathaway as Celebrían

“Celebrían, wife of Elrond, journeys  to Lórien to visit Galadriel, her mother; but she is taken by Orcs in  the passes of the mountains. She is rescued by Elrond and his sons, but after  fear and torment she is no longer willing to remain in Middle-earth, and she  departs to the Grey Havens and sails over Sea.

#celebrian #wow what a good fancast #lotr #lord of the rings

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#pretty sure i got this phone in 2018 #definitely before i left sf

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YOOOOOO

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Fucking hate when queer people talk about transhets like "Ew why would anyone choose to be straight haha" I chose to be straight and I would choose to be straight again and again and again and again, fuck you.

#yeah we need to opt for inclusivity over exclusivity #lgbtq #make more room for people at the table

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.

-submit your poll!-

#step one of arriving home: remove the constriction

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Chasing the Storm, a Murderhelion fic

It's a little gross, it has fluids, it has omegaverse, it has an asexual murderbot. What more can you ask for?

Rating: E

Summary: Following the events of Network Effect, alterations to Murderbot's code put it in a compromising position: entering its first rut while out in space with very few options. ART literally takes it into its own hands to help.

#murderhelion #nsfw link #fanfiction #my fanfic #tmbd #murderbot #asshole research transport #murderbot diaries

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it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"

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by Raluca Enea

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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

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You don’t say.

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.

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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

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Happy Tuesday internet, today I got rejected for a job 24 minutes after applying and now I am going to take a nap.