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#other me

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*said in that one gay tktok audio voice* need sucky sucky now mommy. mommys milk

#reblog #butsuma #in honor of his birthday #(which i was aware of all day but didn't manage to log in to tumblr to post abt before midnight oops) #i feel compelled to reblog this cursed image #i hate him but i love and respect both OP's art style and their enthusiasm abt this guy #and also cow lingerie fanart in general as a medium #also. #[REDACTED bc i forgot tumblr's banned tags]

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happy birthday Butsuma...

#I GUESS... #why is THIS a birthday i remember he's like my least favorite character??? #lmao last week i was looking at today's date on a calendar bc it was going to be the day i had to go back to work and i was like... #ugh January 16th... of course... #wait why do i already have a vague dislike of this date? #...oh that's [redacted]'s abusive dad's birthday isn't it? #no lmao it's their kin character's abusive dad's birthday XD #(( #no judgement on anyone who likes him lol #it's fiction #i like all kinds of equally bad(/worse?) characters #he's just my arbitrarily chosen Character I Hate lmao #)) #ALSO: i've been remembering this periodically throughout the day and opened tumblr at like 11:57 to post this #but i kept messing up the tags and now im posting it like 11 min late lmao #fitting perhaps? #my post #uhhh is there like an anti-tag i should put on this so ppl can avoid finding it in his tag if they want? #idk if it will show up #idk how the tagging system works

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#th #this. #i love this so much im. in distress #mito #reblog

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#yessssss

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Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

unfollow me

ask me to unfollow you

block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

#my about me page should already say this but just in case #not naruto

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re: ships to draw Hashirama x Tobirama? :0

#AAAAAAAA I LOVE IT THEYRE SO PRETTY THABK YOU #hashitobi #tobihashi #reblog

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One hour gift exchange present for @i-want-pho ❤❤❤

#AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS #n/s/f/w #hashitobi

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I agree with a lot of things you say about Tobirama and the Uchiha Clan. Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

thank you for your feedback! i’m glad that you agree haha

#ask

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HashiTobi HC: It’s usually Tobirama nagging Hashirama to work when he wants to goof off, BUT on those rare occasions when Hashirama is actually working and Tobirama wants ~attention~ (some fuck), he’ll just sprawl across Hashirama’s desk in front of him like a cat demanding pets (which obviously works every time)

Oh my gosh. I imagine that he'd actually behave like a cat. He'll get all fussy and start pushing things off Hashi's desk until he gives Tobi what he wants. I love this!

#YESSSSSS i love the draw #thank you so much #i couldnt remember whether i sent this ask or just planned on sending it but im glad i did #reblog

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it’s really funny to me that like 90% of people’s criticism of Tobirama is just “he was uchihaphobic :(” just like... just glossing over all the human experimentation he must’ve had to do in the course of his jutsu research... all the people he had to literally kill in the course of developing and testing just the edo tensei alone...

#discourse / #i personally love him but he is also a literal serial murderer #like #theres plenty of other stuff to criticize abt him but the fandom only ever talks about the Uchiha bs #tobirama senju #senju tobirama #my post

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#i was going to try to makw more original content before more reblogs but #i love this so much #n/s/f/w #sexual family relations / #hashitobi

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#WOW!!!! #reblog

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since my last several original posts on my main blog consist of me thirsting after various founders, i decided to finally make a Konoha Founders blog! follow here for more Founders content

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Mito headcanons because Kishimoto gave us nothing

- she’s Tall. like super tall. like significantly taller than Hashirama (him being the second-tallest of the founders generation)

- she has a chronic pain condition

- she’s intersex! she has Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY chromosomes); i was reading about it and thought it lined up well with some of my above existing headcanons (often associated with both above-average height and conditions like rheumatoid arthritis or lupus). ((re: anatomy: i think she canonically carried her and Hashirama’s children — i am unsure how likely it is that she would have natally had the anatomical ability to do that, so i think it’s likely that ninja medical transition was involved))

- she’s probably the most powerful sensor in the series (that might be canon, i don’t remember) — sealing Kurama in her gave her special sensing abilities, but she was already naturally gifted as a sensor before that

- as a drawaback of her sensing abilities, she CANNOT sleep if anyone else in the room (or sometimes even the house) is awake; she can’t fall asleep until the entire house does, and if anyone wakes up, she will too. and those are just her conditions to sleep at all — sometimes even when said conditions are met, the sensory background noise still prevents her from getting all the way into deep sleep. they had to build a special room with all kinds of seals on it for her to use to power nap when it becomes a problem.

- being from an influential family within her clan, she received only rudimentary training in ninja fundamentals and did very little field work, the bulk of her education being extensive political grooming and fūinjutsu studies. between her massive chakra reserves, fūinjutsu mastery, and probably a few hard-hitting offensive ninjutsu, she definitely could (and did) hold her own in a fight if need be, but she has weaknesses in physical stamina, taijutsu, and general field skills. given her aptitudes and her chronic pain symptoms, she generally stays in the village maintaining and monitoring the wards and barriers involved in the village’s defenses except under extenuating circumstances

- one such exception to this was Hashirama’s last battle with Madara. i think canon makes reference to her sealing the ninetails AFTER Hashirama’s victory against Madara, but i think it’s a bit more believable for me if it was actually DURING the battle; i think Hashirama was hard-pressed dealing with Madara and Kurama, so Mito came to the battlefield, sealed Kurama into herself, and retreated to recover (hence Kurama being nowhere to be seen by the conclusion of the battle)

- despite her regal af energy she’s actually very down to earth and non-judgemental

- she is THE emotional intelligence of the generation. she has a bit less situational angst(/cluster B/mood disorders) than most others in her generation and flawless emotional control besides, and because she has her emotions very healthily managed and she spends a good deal of energy managing those of others’ (i hate to assign this role to a female character bc stereotypes so i compensate by making Tōka more emotionally ignorant than Madara lmao)

- bc she’s such a controlled person, she had a better time of managing the ninetails than others, but it was super traumatic and scary for her if it ever did get hold of her; the aftermath of that was probably the only time anyone ever saw her like break down emotionally, including all the deaths of her loved ones she had to live through

- when she was younger she was actually awkward AF but she put a lot of work into developing her social skills and she’s very socially fluent now

#mito uzumaki #uzumaki mito #my post

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Hashirama’s death

I can’t believe such a relevant character death just wasn’t addressed by the series? Did Kishimoto just not know how to kill someone as stupid overpowered as Hashirama?? Anyway, i’ve heard some cool ideas, and this is my headcanon of what happened

Hashirama died neutralizing a large threat close to the village; I don’t know WHAT it was, but it was a difficult fight and it took a heavy toll on Hashirama; close to death and nearing the end of his strength, he pulled in massive amounts of natural energy for a powerful senjutsu mokuton explosion, engulfing the surrounding area in dense forest and destroying the enemy along with himself. Because of the mokuton, instead of being turned to stone, an especially tall tree now stands near the center of the forest in the spot he stood in his final moments, and many of his loved ones make a habit of visiting it.

The forest later came to be known as the Forest of Death.

I struggled a lot trying to think of what could be a formidable enough threat that someone as powerful as Hashirama would only be able to defeat at the expense of his own life, but more than anything, i think he was just tired. Madara was the one they buried after their final battle at the Valley of the End, but in a sense i think they both died there. Not only did he lose Madara, but by having to make the choice he did, between his dream and the personal attachments that had inspired it in the first place, something broke inside Hashirama. He still had the village and his other loved ones to live for, but there was a great weariness growing in him. He still had his will of fire, compelling him to protect the village... but the will to protect himself? It was an easy choice

#hashirama senju #senju hashirama #forest of death #my post

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i may be uchihaphobic but Madara Uchiha can fucking get it

#other me #madara