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Incorrect Hazbin Quote

Prior to being stabbed by Vaggie

Alastor: What are you going to do, stab me?

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Alastor: Okay, we get that you had a bad day and seven people died, but--

Charlie: TWELVE!

Alastor: Not the point. But okay, twelve people died. They’re dead now and really, whose fault is that?

Vaggie: YOURS!

Alastor: So no one's.

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[After watching a horror movie]

Charlie: Wowie, that was such a great flick.

Charlie: *checks under the bed*

Vaggie: Yeah, I can tell that you liked it from your screaming.

Charlie: I wasn't screaming, I was cheerin- DON'T YOU DARE TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!

Vaggie, teasing: Or what? You'll "cheer" again?

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Charlie: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.

Alastor: Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

Angel Dust: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Vaggie: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

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Charlie: Are you okay, Hun?

Vaggie: Please give me a reason not to commit murder today

Charlie: You’re a good person

Vaggie: Debatable

Charlie: Blood is hard to wash out?

Vaggie: I do it every month

Charlie: You’ll make me sad

Vaggie:

Vaggie: Thank you

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Charlie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Vaggie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#charlie #vaggie #chaggie #happy in hell #hazbin hotel #forum rpg

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Valentino: I love saying “fuck me” because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

#valentino #valentino mezzano #hazbin hotel #happy in hell #forum rpg

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Lucifer: I’ve got this completely under control

Lilith: Is that why everything’s on fire?

#lucifer #lilith #probably first day in hell #forum rpg #hazbin hotel

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Vaggie: I don't like you.

Angel: (deadpan) Gee, does that mean I can't come to your birthday party and ride the pony?

#angel #vaggie #incorrect quote #angel dust #forum rpg #happy in hell #hazbin hotel

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Namil: Are you a cuddler?

Nayati: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Namil:

Nayati: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

#nayati #namil #hellbounds #forum rpg #happyinhell

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Annika: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain

Annika: A ray of hope for this team

#annika #happyinhell #rpg

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Jeremiah: You know you’ve made it when there are pictures of you everywhere

Blake: Those are wanted posters.

#blake #jeremiah #forum rpg #incorrect quote

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Summer : They were not, as the kids say, “Awake”

Dia : Do you mean woke?

Summer : I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.

#sumdia #summer #dia #summer x dia #hazbin hotel #happyinhell #forum rpg

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Sev: Sorry I'm late.

Rest of the Overlords: What happened?

Sev: Nothing, I just didn't want to come.

#sev #seviathan von eldritch

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*Charlie and Vaggie skipping stones on lake* Charlie: It’s such a beautiful evening. Vaggie, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

#vaggie #charlie #chagie #happy in hell #hazbin hotel #rpg #forum rpg

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Alastor's Mom: Person B, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Alastor: Well of course I have. Alastor: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Alastor: It's boring.

#Alastor #happyinhell #rpg #hazbin hotel

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Angel: How petty can you get? Arackniss: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.