Charlie: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.
Alastor: Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.
Angel Dust: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Vaggie: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.
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Vaggie: How long has it been since you've slept, hon?
Charlie: Three or four.
Vaggie: Three or four what?
Charlie:
Charlie, nodding: Yeah, three or four.
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