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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

#warrior cats #acc nah that series had the opposite problem last time i checked in

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#good lord theres penice

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I…I made Schneider in a picrew last night, and she

SHE TURNED OUT KINDA GOOD??

I also made @palepigeon ‘s orange critter oc cuz there was an orange swatch for the hair and I immediately thought of them! Hope you’re okay with that!

#AWAWAWAWAWAWA #reverse 1999 #schneider #not my oc

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#for a few fleeting moments i became a cocomelon baby

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Vertin

#love your art style #not my art #reverse 1999 #vertin

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bedridden all by urself handsome???

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Hello please reblog this if you're okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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The smiling winkerrrr

#smilepilled winkmaxxer #dungeon meshi #kabru of utaya

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anything can be crazy yuri if u put ur mind to it

#milf laios running away to study her special interest #not my art #dungeon meshi #laios touden #kabru of utaya #labru

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Vertin x Schneider x Sonetto

Where Sonetto wishes she was smol like Schneider so she can fit in Vertin's lap too. Schneider is like "If you want to do it, just do it..."

At first Sonetto's says she's too tall or big but Schneider reminds her their talking about Vertin. The Timekeeper is a tough cookie.

They enter Vertin's room together and find her sitting in her armchair with a book. Schneider sits on Vertin's bed instead of her lap like she usually does. Vertin seems confused at first until Sonetto steels her nerves makes her move like a big doggo who thinks their a lap dog. Schneider find the whole thing hilarious.

Meanwhile Vertin responds quickly and adjust herself and Sonetto in the armchair so they fit together. At first Sonetto asks questions like if she's too heavy or if it's uncomfortable but Vertin seems content holding the big puppy. Feeling a bit left out (even though it was her idea) Schneider perches on the arm rest where Vertin and Sonetto can reach her.

Vertin declares she needs a bigger chair.

But she makes no attempt to let them go.

#YIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEYIPPEEY #reverse 1999 #vertin #sonetto #schneider #verschnetto #coltk14

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!!!!

only had time to draw tiny little lesbians, but hey. still lesbians.

#HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS #RAHHHH EVERYONE LOOK AT MY FRIENDS CUTE ANHANE ART #THE THEM #not my art #project sekai #an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #anhane #vivids

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#oughhh the shading of the folds on the clothes #not my art #reverse 1999 #sonetto

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all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW

#aroace but cmon girlkissers. #crank one out for falin touden #its ok

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#was compelled to read this in my best brummie old man accent for some reason

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yes(?) #some discarded drabbled lost to the depths of old devices?? #i dont quite remember the fandom #i only remember writing Something

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#friendpilled visitmaxxer