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I will never love as hard as I did when I was 12

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Not gonna kill myself just hate it here ahahah god why am i like this

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Damn i fucking hate being alive

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Side Note

Hi! I am a bitchass

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I apologize that I like to croc in style

My dash this afteryear was just straight up chaotic

#crocs baby

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Ah shiiiiiiit I should watch the incredibles 2 because I watched the incredibles 2 that’s tiiiiight @netflix

#netflix #disney #toit

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My dash this afteryear was just straight up chaotic

#the closer you look the better it gets #piano man #crocs #gold #gold crocs #area 51 #raid #area 51 raid #lets raid area 51 #all star #smash mouth #shrek #shrek is life #how to look your best while you are storming area 51 #stonks #stonk #stonks babeee

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I am mad

I am mad about lots of things, many of them involving politics.

But you know what I’m also mad about? HUH?

eggs.

It is not socially accepted to put 6 eggs in a pan and eat them. But boil six eggs and it’s your given right to eat them ALL.

Hmph

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Our Captains!! 💖

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Did you see the goose twitter ask video on YouTube? Its adorable

I have now and you’re right, it’s so adorable.

Here it is for anyone who’s curious

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My predicament

So I’ve gotten myself into a little bit of a predicament. I have been posting a lot of equal rights stuff on my story in the past year since I saw my family. And I thgouht you know what, like none of my family will see it or know because no one follows me, RIGHT. Hehe well, wrong. Because I checked who had been veiwing my story lately low and behold, TWO of my cousins have seen all of it. Oh and that it included LGBTQ+ stuff. (Sidebar here I speculate that one of said cousins is gay because we have a big family and I can’t be the only 1) So I have been preparing to see them this Fourth of July, when out of no where, ONE OF THEM FRICKING POSTS FROM A PRIDE PARADE. Like excuse me what, so I started overthinking of course and I debate weather to like the post or not. So I liked the post because I liked all of her posts. And now I’m like....

WHAT IF IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

Anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

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A note to me

Dear Me,

It will be okay. I know something big just happened, and you feel pretty, tired, empty, and maybe sad, or whatever you are feeling. It will be okay. I want you to know that it gets better. Remember how happy you were that decided to keep breathing, to see her again, to listen to your happy music at 3 am, to live life. Trust me, call or text someone, listen to music, have something to eat or drink. Calm down.

I promise it will be okay. I promise.

Sincerely,

You

#suicidal #suicide #suicide prevention #calm down #you are ok #it will be okay #i love you

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For your Phil

Reblog, send or screen shot for your Phil.

The one who saved you.

Weather they are a cat.

Or human.

Or anything besides cocaine.

Tell them, because they are amazing, and to my Phil....

I love you so much, you are the reason I’m still alive.

I love you so much

#i love you #so much #you dont even understand #how much i love you #phil and dan #phil #dan and phil #dan #phandom #phans #phan

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If I were to marry a man this would be the only type that I would marry, one who had the forking courage to do THIS

this is so fucking funny

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This photo of Dan and Phil could work for many things.

Example 1.

Dan: No,Phil

Phil: Yes Phil!

Example 2

Dan: WHy, PhIl, why?

Phil: Be-coause

Example 3

*Phil is running towards stray cats at full speed to pet them* Dan: Phil, stop you’re allergic.

Phil: But kitties

Thank you Ladies, Gents, and fork-wads, for looking at my post.

#dan #phil #dan and phil #phil and dan #phan #phans #phandom

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I see this as a

THREAT

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I’m Gay