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do you think ms white effectively used girl power when she murdered her five husbands in cold blood

#yes #<3 #clue 1985 #mrs white #fandom reblog

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Explain your profile picture. Now./@i-send-you-random-asks

YAY I GOT ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!! I just rlly like Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel and I think him in that scene where Charlie calls him is very silly so I got my pfp from there <333

#gxld answers asks #griffin.txt

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some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

#<3 #wholesome reblog

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#EXAAAAAACTLY #fandom reblog #meme reblog

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The last time we were on a long flight, my wife and I invented a game we call "Little Guy."

You start a game of Little Guy by saying, "I'm gonna hand you a little guy." The little guy is some kind of baby animal you are imagining. "Oh," she might say in response, "Okay," and hold out her hands for it. I will then mime handing her the animal. This provides some clues as to the little guy's size, weight, and general ungainliness.

She then gets to ask questions about what kind of little guy this is, BUT NO QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ACTUAL APPEARANCE OR SPECIES ARE ALLOWED. Qualitative questions, or questions about his behavior, are the only ones permitted. She can ask "Is he soft?" or "Does he seem nervous about being held?" or "If I put him in the bathtub, does he seem okay with that?" or "Would he like a lil grape?" or "Is he the sort of little fellow who would wear a vest in a children's book?" but not "Does he have fur," "Is he a reptile," "Is he from Asia," etc. Some questions are in a grey area so you have to follow your heart, but the point is not to identify the animal as fast as possible: the point is to guess the animal purely based on vibes + how he would act if he were in your living room right now.

And I'm not limited to yes or no answers! If she asks, "Would it feel appropriate to see this little guy in a propeller hat?" I can reply, "Oh no, he has a gravity to him. A bowler hat would be a more appropriate hat." Or if she asks, "Does this little guy have protagonist energy?" I can say something like, "he probably wouldn't be the main character in a children's cartoon. He'd probably be the main character's ditzy best friend who's always eating sandwiches, or something."

We're big Twenty Questions to kill time in a waiting room people, but Little Guy is more about the journey than the destination. It's got a different kind of sauce that's nice if "killing time" and "lowering anxiety" need to happen hand in hand.

#hi yes this is adorable #wholesome reblog

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

#NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES FR!!!!!!!!!! #animals #rats #meme reblog #cute animal reblog #wholesome reblog

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

#HAPPY NEIL DAY BITCHES #animals #rats #meme reblog #cute animal reblog #wholesome reblog

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⚠️ warning: side effects of testosterone ⚠️

✅ harder

✅ better

✅ faster

✅ stronger

#KJHIOLKJHGYTIUOJKHGFTYUI #meme reblog #music reblog #daft punk

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"I don't condone hitting women, but I never said anything about strangling bitches." -Lucifer (probably)

#OMANKSMLSKNAKAJDMLXJPMFAJPKSKNDPKEJIEPKDJNDKPDIJDOMS #god now i want to watch vine compilations #hazbin hotel #hh #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #charlie morningstar #not my art reblog #fandom reblog

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HAZBIN REDESIGNS.

Mainly for fun cuz I really like making character designs, so what better way than making self-indulgent tweaks of the designs from one of my favorite show.

There's some glimpses of my older redesigns on here, cuz I got back into Hazbin in like, November but just never posted anything out of fear of.. adult accounts. But now I'm saying fuck it we ball and posting anyways cuz bro I do NOT wanna go radio silent again, PLEASE-

Anyways, enjoy these silly designs. I'm gonna be doing more characters in the future, this is just all I got so far

#HI I AM LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH UR DESIGNS OP!!!!!! #hazbin hotel #hh #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel husk #niffty #sir pentious #angel dust #cherri bomb #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #the vees #hazbin hotel rosie #skeleton rosie is based as fuck #katie killjoy #tom trench #not my art reblog #fandom reblog #fave #inspo

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i gotta say, vox looks like he’s wearing miku cosplay

Bold of you to assume he isn’t

#KMQMKAMLSJSMKSK king shit #hazbin hotel #hh #hazbin hotel vox #not my art reblog #fandom reblog

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lightning strikes twice

#photography #not my art reblog

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(by flotan te)

#animals #cats #cute animal reblog #wholesome reblog

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“Cheddar” 2006

#cheddar!! #animals #cats #cute animal reblog #wholesome reblog

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#STOP #meme reblog

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faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

#PATRON SAINT OF MALPRACTICE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP #house md #i want to watch house so bad I HAVE NOT YET!! but i want to #fandom reblog #meme reblog

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my endermen headcanons (don't like if you're not going to reblog)

#wake up babe endermen lore just dropped #minecraft #mc #endermen #not my art reblog #fandom reblog #things that remind me of my friends reblog #sunny