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Hey losers, I'm high and I'm tuning out of election results until tomorrow, so I thought I'd come by to say hi to the lowest of the low, the dregs of society, my valued Tumblr followers. Good vibes only do not tell me if Biden or Trump wins a 3000 people town in Minnesota

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For my beloved followers, who surely miss seeing my bread

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Nice puppy

Got some more alligator ASMR for y’all- crank up the volume for prehistoric chills

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For my beloved fans who no doubt miss my musings

yeah, tell me about it @grootpoepjeplasjehoofd

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Just made this shitpost while bantering with a friend and I have nowhere else to put it, so here you go, fresh content for my beloved fans

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Puppy in cozy, toasty warm, comfort.  Taken into the flock. 

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Checking back in for a quick sec, what are you people fighting about these days?

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What is your Twitter?

Nice try feds. Individual people whomst I talk to on here can DM me and I’ll think about disclosing. MAYBE. No promises

#Anonymous

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So it’s official? Final? You’re going away for good?

I’ll still lurk from time to time but don’t expect active posting on here like I used to do.

#Anonymous

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I know I said I’m stepping away from this website BUT a few days ago a really annoying Zionist professor on Twitter posted a really corny story about how he brought a Palestinian woman back to his apartment and she saw his Israeli flag and laughed and then they had great sex and the saga just ended with several teenage girls and one of his former students leaking DMs of him grooming them, sending shirtless pics, and in one case explicitly telling the girl that he can’t wait for her to turn 18. How the fuck do people survive on Twitter what the actual fuck why does that website exist

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I dunno why I'm worried about you hope ur ok king 🥺

I'm fine no need to worry, just stepped away from this site because it hit me how profoundly embarrassing it is to be an active Tumblr poster if you're older than 22. You can't even use Tumblr clout for anything useful smh

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hmmm

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just curious what do u do for a living?

The Russian govt pays me to post philosophy on tumblr.

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