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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

#laios touden #dungen meshi

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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#cats

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“nobody cares” have you considered that maybe I care?? have you considered that maybe this content is not for you?? the range of things people have passion for is large and varied. there are probably a very small number of things that nobody cares about

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Is it cool if I squirm in here

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

#language

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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You can't be talking like that, statics homework

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you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

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tell me

#ask games

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I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

#ME TOO #it enters my head on a regular basis!!!!!! #aye moira am oan the protein!!!!!!!!

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#so hard to choose between the laundry and the veg drawer #i went with laundry

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donna and fourteen talking about the valiant

#lol #dw #thoschei

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.