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#oooof #ain’t that the truth #me

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#i’m obsessed with time loops #favorite sci fi trope all time hands down #Happy Death Day is the best on this list but I am voting for that one episode of Stargate SG-1 because I am weak

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

#you can tell this was written by someone from further south #because today in Rhode Island it was actually cold as balls

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im sure someones done this meme before but leverage characters in the stabbing alignment chart

#leverage #my babies

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My Star Trek friends, reblog with your favourite most ‘out of context’ Star Trek image

I’ll start:

#i cackled at this and then realized I had already liked it #probably ten years ago #star trek

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Leverage S04E14 The Boys Night Out Job.

#leverage #this might be my favorite scene in the whole show #it’s just too much

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the boop-fest is generally delightful but something about “you are about to bat beloved author diane duane like a cat toy” truly sent me over the edge

#yeah she’s just like here #she’s one of ours

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DELETE THIS POST

#for all y’all children #this is basically what my high school sounded like in the mid 2000’s

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Happy Easter. You should have killed me when you had the chance, I promise you will not get another. 

#okay as a jew #i don’t really understand easter #but I think this is probably it

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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

#things I say while lighting an acetylene torch at work

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You can tell I don’t smoke because of how much I love drawing smokers. Fuckin’ square. Anyway, luck mage

#my art #gill #i love this shitty middle aged punk

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Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manger of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

#i love that shit

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But would The Batman's fursona be a bat. Discuss

#i mean

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The Death of Julius Caesar by Vincenzo Camuccini [x]

#ides of march

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#yes

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Men are so skittish, I’m just out here on the jobsite making pspt pspt sounds at feral construction workers

#be my friend! #let me tell you how much I love you in a platonic way! #exhausting! #my last crew smuggled me a bunch of scrap copper even though I already left the job #and I can’t even tell them I love them and miss them #because MEN #union nonsense

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the problem w modern sci fi is there's no camp. would you ever see a man dressed like this in 2024 star trek? no

a woman dressed like this?

what about these guys?

what about this crime?

meanwhile modern trek just looks like this

WHERE is the cunt! the camp! the garish colors!

#so accurate #so depressing #make trek slutty again #give a middle aged man a v-neck to his bellybutton you cowards #star trek