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Moodboard for new 5e Campaign I’m Working on

#dnd #dnd 5e #homebrew campaign #for my friends #moodboard

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Uh…

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sweatpants that say “fool” on the ass

#darius mosley #me

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Eggs Benedict was a very good model for my Neko Atsume cookies.

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my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

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me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

#darius mosley #me

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I love how Great White sharks are terrifying until you get them at that one angle and then they’re just

Potato

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tired of toothy mimics. i want a mimic to just fucking deck me

#darius mosley

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my biggest personality flaw is not having a cool eyebrow scar

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the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

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sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

#yeah

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#is Marie Kondo Aware of this?

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Relatable

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A demon flattening someone out and preparing to cut them into soba noodles. Japanese Hell Scrolls ~ 1855 Waseda University