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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

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I was going to make a post asking why we have yet to dare create a Hypermarket, if it was even possible but. we have its already a thing

#hypermarket #theres even a tag for it already

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serious xm channel 99 is like. baffling to me I dont understand it

like the whole brand of it is RAW comedy it's UNCENSORED and it's got DIRTY JOKES and it's You're Gonna Get Offended

and I'm always a little hesitant to listen to it and sometimes they play jokes from like joe rogan talking about how bisexual men don't exist or dave chappelle complaining about something and then like half of the time it's perfectly regular jokes and routines .like it's actually that "THIS STATION PLAYS HEAVY FUCKING METAL anyway here's imagine dragons" but real

anyway today alone I heard:

- a guy say the f slur like 7 times and the r word twice just for fun like that's the joke is that he's saying slurs

- regular joke about a girl shaving with an 8 year old razor

- part of a woman's routine where she talks about maybe being polyamorous and going on a date with a poly couple

and the rest was just regular jokes the only reason the shaving one sticks out is bc i heard it already when they played it yesterday

like who. is the target audience for this channel

#maybe im just too autistic #yes i listen to satellite radio #huh whuh #comedy #stand up comedy

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like i'll

I'll write it again but it won't be the same you won't get to see the Rage I felt I can't channel that

someone remind me later I'll do my best to reconstruct

I am heartbroken I spent like an hour and a half last night at 5am writing an essay here about a youtube community post about the angel statue from terraria and its gone I don't know where it went there's no draft I hit post I swear

I wrote like 4 fucking screen lengths in a fit of irrational anger and its all gone I'm so upset

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I am heartbroken I spent like an hour and a half last night at 5am writing an essay here about a youtube community post about the angel statue from terraria and its gone I don't know where it went there's no draft I hit post I swear

I wrote like 4 fucking screen lengths in a fit of irrational anger and its all gone I'm so upset

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as much as I love the other 2 new variants nothing can beat the jumpstart nailgun. it's just fucking ludicrous it's so fun it's so good it's a reason for me to have a nailgun in my loadout lol

AND EVEN THEN the jumpstart sawblade launcher is also so good it's just so fun and I was very very conflicted on which one to use for a while. I had to ponder

how life feels after the ultrakill update

#JUMPSTART NAILGUN MY BELOVED #ultrakill

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hey so uhhh a few days ago I found this funny little bug glitch thing whatever you wanna call it in ultrakill with the new shotgun variant and forgot to edit and post it anywhere until now but yea it's kinda funny there is now a bluetooth chainsaw with infinite range

#this is the 2nd glitch i can take credit for finding to my knowledge #ultrakill #glitch #Youtube

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you know what YouTube I think I will

#Youtube

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you know what YouTube I think I will

#youtube please keep showing me silly birds i like it very much #Goofy Ravens Playing in the Snow #raven #birds #bird #silly bird

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ur gay

uh. yeah

#ask

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my girlfriend has been playing and talking about balatro so much that I dreamed there was an Inverted Joker that looked like the regular +4 mult joker but upside down and I was convinced this was real and in the game until she told me it didn't exist and I couldn't find anything about it on google

#balatro #i forgot everything else in the dream so there were no inconsistencies or evidence of it being a dream

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I should just spew all my thoughts about Toronto on here j think that'd be funny

finch station hotdog my beloved

#toronto

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finch station hotdog my beloved

#ttc #toronto #hotdog #mustard onions and bacon bits #i love toronto

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holy shit @egggggggggggggggg-g thanks for the egg

holy shit @glitchminusone thanks for the support if you’re real

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also happy trans day of visibility to her and everyone else I hope you are seen better than we saw the data on this disc

ok so I have this hard drive disc that I've been using as a coaster for a few years bc idk it looks cool and it's kinda funny

and like a day or 2 ago me and my gf were making a joke about reading the data on it so I put the disc in my mouth and spun it to like "scan" it or whatever and it only occurred to me that was a bad idea as she was also doing it afterwards bc

1. ive been using it as a coaster for a few years

2. I never sanitized it

3. my tongue felt weird

leading theory between us is that it gave us a bunch of microcuts on our tongues but we Do Not Know

if anyone has any clue what actually happened let me know please and. thankyou

#i love my girlfriend #we are stupid and meant for each other #trans day of visibility #transgender day of visibility

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ok so I have this hard drive disc that I've been using as a coaster for a few years bc idk it looks cool and it's kinda funny

and like a day or 2 ago me and my gf were making a joke about reading the data on it so I put the disc in my mouth and spun it to like "scan" it or whatever and it only occurred to me that was a bad idea as she was also doing it afterwards bc

1. ive been using it as a coaster for a few years

2. I never sanitized it

3. my tongue felt weird

leading theory between us is that it gave us a bunch of microcuts on our tongues but we Do Not Know

if anyone has any clue what actually happened let me know please and. thankyou

#we got a virus #bad idea #hard drive #what happened