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Gareth: How do I ask someone out?
Jeremy: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Gareth: No!
Killian: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Gareth: Stop!
Nikolai: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Gareth: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Nikolai: We need a diversion. I say Brandon gets naked.
Brandon: No.
Nikolai: I could get naked.
Everyone: NO!!!
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Brandon: Nikolai is a perfect cinnamon scone who鈥檚 never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Landon: Never done anything wrong?!
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Brandon: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I鈥檇 just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Killian:
Killian: I'm gonna tell him.
Nikolai: Don't you dare.
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Nikolai: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Brandon: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Nikolai: Huh, gay, I wouldn鈥檛 fuck you.
Brandon: You wouldn鈥檛?
Nikolai: I mean, unless you want to-
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Brandon: What鈥檚 your body count?
Nikolai: Do you mean sex or murder?
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Nikolai: Hey, I鈥檓 getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Brandon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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