I was gonna tell my lesbian friend a (in my completely unbiased opinion) really funny joke regarding lesbian visibility week, but she doesn't play D&D, so I'm just gonna tell all of you.
Normally lesbian visibility week would give you a disadvantage on your stealth checks, but because you usually get an advantage on stealth checks due to how short you are, it just evens out.
normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.
The first verse of "Super Trouper" by ABBA actually says "I was sick and tired of everything / when I called you last night from Glasgow," but for some reason when I was listening to it just now I heard "I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco," and that is an ENTIRELY different vibe. Immediately goes from "world-weary rockstar grows tired of their jetsetting life" to "I have absolutely lost control of my life and am spiraling under florescent lights."