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I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.

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Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

#dogs #fave

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

#me

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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Life is all about being really scared and wasting your youth

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hate my shitty medieval lord. last st crispins day instead of a feast he had a potluck. my fucking men at arms and i had to bring a tupperware full of roast boar to his castle. god i hate him.

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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I’ll bite.

Why do I “need” my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don’t want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don’t want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don’t want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don’t want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don’t care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don’t like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I’m wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That’s why.

#That part

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#quantum leap #wowowowoow #art so good I take a bite

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hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

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BECAUSE THE ROOM WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE FOREST WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE GARBAGE DUMP WAS TOO SMALL

BECAUSE THE TABLE WAS TOO SMALL

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#destiel

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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed

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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

#no fr numbuh 5 ‼️🫶🏻

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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