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I dont know why “chaotic lesbian” and “himbo straight man” makes such a good friendship dynamic

#over summer all of the friends who I met when I moved here dropped me #except for my cishet guy friend #like currently were just talking about moths

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eddie munson never died he tucked his arms and legs into his belly curled into a ball and he just rolled away

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #will byers

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me focusing on blowing up a customer’s brain with my mind while they yell at me about how they had to wait on hold for 6 minutes

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Randomly I remembered wanting to be quirky in class and when they called roll call I meowed instead of saying here

I know this was in like second grade but still having to remember that made me want to die if I could travel back in time and talk to myself I’d kick child me down a flight of stairs holy shit

#tw cussing

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OH MY GOD

I’m never working on a day where we sell free cones ever again holy shit

We got so busy orders were 30 minutes late at the very least, the ice cream machines broke multiple times, chocolate was out of the question, there was ice cream all over one of the bathrooms?????

Anyway six and a half hours of pure pain <3

I’ve got work today, I don’t know where my hat is, my uniform is dirty and it’s currently almost 4am

Todays gonna be great <3

#tw caps #tw food mention

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I’ve got work today, I don’t know where my hat is, my uniform is dirty and it’s currently almost 4am

Todays gonna be great <3

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a lil' sth because I adore Jack ;-; | Sketch/redraw of a screenshot from one of the episodes ~

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illustration of me making my dad listen to lemon demon in the car

#me blasting blue from heathers in the car #on the same note its me looking tired as my mom blasts WAP again

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my wife is explaining the misha collins bi saga to my incredibly normal brother in law and he sighed deeply and said “you know how in Cthulhuian lore, the knowledge drives a man insane?”

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"Hey can I test out using a new name/set of pronouns with you" is a bigger honor than the Nobel Peace Prize

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I did it again

It’s 12 am and I have discovered the regret of what happens when you shotgun the root beer flavored bang

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I drew my friend <333

#my artwork #my art #digital artist #digital art #portrait #I genuinely love drawing friends specifically because I get to reflect on good memories #like I remember sleepovers with this person and both of us painting at like 3AM trying to be quiet and miserably failing #today we both had some little contest as to who could shotgun an energy drink better

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you stick your fingers in my cage... my pitch black cage. you feel something cold and wet...you retract your fingers and to your horror you realize i painted your nails! :) i hope you like them

#I love them thanks #I’ll be returning to your cage later in hopes of a repaint when I’ve chipped them #and I’ll bring some new nail polish for you :)

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in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies

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It’s 2 am and I only went inside because my phone was dying only to find that the door was locked and my cat tried to attack me

It’s currently 1:30 am and I’m laying on the grass singing, listening to music and istg I’ve never felt so at peace

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It’s currently 1:30 am and I’m laying on the grass singing, listening to music and istg I’ve never felt so at peace

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This is the best thing anyone has ever told me and I’ll have you know I am absolutely gonna do this again

It’s 12 am and I have discovered the regret of what happens when you shotgun the root beer flavored bang