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[fxderchen]

Ice: Maverick, where the heck are you?!

Maverick: ...

Ice: Please tell me

Maverick: In the jungle?

Ice: What do you want in the jungle??

Mav: I wanted to find a monkey...

Ice: Oh no, please tell me you are okay!

Mav: Yes. The good news are the monkeys are friendly

Ice: And the bad news?

Mav: The people here aren't

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #how did he get there?

[fxderchen]

Ice: *sighs* He's prefect

Slider: He just destroyed another jet?!

Ice: I never said what he is perfect at

#top gun #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #slider

[fxderchen]

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #new artstyle again #drawing #fanart

[fxderchen]

Ice: Can't you listen for ones?!

Mav: ...

Ice: ...

Mav: What did you say?

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes

[fxderchen]

Mav: 3 words and I'm yours

Ice: Be my wingman

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes

[fxderchen]

Over Text

Ice: Who's this? Slider changed my contacts

Dwarf: What's my name?

Ice: Dwarf

Dwarf: Oh come on I'm not short!

Ice: Hey Mav

Mav: How?!

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #slider

[fxderchen]

Mav: Why did you bite me?

Ice: Because I can

Mav:

Ice: And you taste good

#Vampire Ice #maverick #iceman #top gun #icemav #incorrect quotes

[fxderchen]

Mav: Please. For Bradley

Ice: Absolutely not.

Mav: Then for me?

Ice: No. I won't dress up as a Snowman for Christmas.

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #Bradley

[fxderchen]

Maverick at 3am: Ice?

Iceman: Go to sleep

Maverick: Do you love me?

Iceman: No, I married you for fun.

Maverick: You never do anything for fun.

Iceman: I do you for fun

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes

[fxderchen]

Maverick: I really don't know.

Goose: What do you not know?

Maverick: How to interpret the way Ice is looking at me. I'm not sure if he either wants to kill me or to kiss me.

Slider suddenly from behind Maverick: Both

Maverick: What the-

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #goose #slider

[fxderchen]

Goose: No. Absolutely not.

Maverick: Come on Nick. Please.

Goose: I will NOT distract Ice so you can take a look at his butt

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #goose

[fxderchen]

Mav: Look what I found! It is so cute!

Ice: Oh no. We can't keep it

Mav: Why not? Baby Elephants are so cute and our garden is big enough!

Ice: Where did you even got one?!

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #where did he find it?

[fxderchen]

Iceman: Great.

Slider: How did this even happen?

Iceman: I don't know. The last thing I remember is Maverick hugging me tightly while I fell asleep. When I woke up our hands were glued together.

Maverick: I regret nothing!

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #slider

[fxderchen]

Maverick: I'm hungry

Iceman: Go get something to eat.

Goose: I'll go get something for you Mav.

Iceman: Excuse me, that's MY boyfriend

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #goose #mother goose #jealous Ice

[fxderchen]

Maverick: Are you sure we should get married?

Iceman: I never said I wanted to-

Maverick: Good. Just wanted to make sure. I'll go plan the wedding with Goose

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes #goose

[fxderchen]

Slider: I know you like Maverick.

Iceman: That's bullshit.

Maverick: Yes, we don't like each other.

Slider: Why are you holding hands then?

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #slider #incorrect quotes #he has a point

[fxderchen]

Over text:

Maverick: Oh my god. Turn around!

Iceman: Yes?

Maverick: No, not there. Turn around again.

Iceman: I still don't see you.

Maverick: A little more to the left.

Iceman: Where are you???

Maverick: At home, but the thought of you turning around, searching for me was funny

#top gun #maverick #iceman #icemav #incorrect quotes