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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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someone needs to roll this over my back, the artist shrimp pose has given my back a rough time
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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i'm pretty sure you are immortal. no mortal would survive on tumblr this long
can you die
Are you asking me if its possible??? or do u want me to die
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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literally, like oh a person who just loves making stuff made this? i'm giving all the money. a company made it just to make a quick buck? yeah argh argh me matey
'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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I finally found a doctor that would remove my uterus and I had him preserve it in a jar for me. I gave it to a woman with a trans flag pin that said ‘MTF’ and told her the next time some idiot transphobe told her ‘real women have a uterus’, she could now reply with 100% honesty that she, in fact, did have a uterus and the transphobe could die mad about it.
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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Time to show off some ladieeeees
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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i was talking with my partner and realized, that we can combine our niche interests by making a frog mech. a massive mech robot that ribbits during enemy monologues and whenever not seen, hops into the nearest water to judge everyone.
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frogintonthethird · 4 months
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The thing I'm known for in social medias; frogs.
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