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I SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKING FUN OF GEN ALPHA FOR THE SAME SHIT BOOMERS MADE FUN OF US FOR!!!!!!!!! DONT THINK YOU SLICK!!!!!!!!!!!

#196 #rule #gen z #millennial #gen alpha #shitpost

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reminder not to do what i almost did just now and tell tumblr what your high school mascot is/was just because someone made a fun poll about it, because that's a SECURITY QUESTION ON A BUNCH OF YOUR PASSWORD-PROTECTED PLATFORMS

#this is why you make all your security questions silly goofy things #if they let you pick your own #if they dont then theyre bad at this whole security thing #and someone should beat their database admin over the head with a rock

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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its finally warm out 🪄☀️

#im so normal about that top #in both senses of the term

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this is my all time favourite post I've ever seen on reddit everyone read it please

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kookaburra refusing to budge

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okay.

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Been doing those are you a boy are a girl quizzes...

I am deadass annoyed i keep getting that thing where it's like this:

Like i get one or the other but I'm androgens according to the tests (I'm trans masc btw)

I swear to you, the questions that lead to me getting that female % was questions about emathy and children

So apparently men can't be empathetic or nice to children now.

#tests made by cis people will almost always fall back on traditional gender roles #its like having a high schooler make a quiz about Of Mice and Men

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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they need to make a new kind of hrt that makes you cum more. like three pints at least. i’m talking about some hypercock futanari hentai level shit. it doesn’t even need to be virile, i just need more volume.

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okay listen to me. listen very Very closely. this is important and you need to hear it.

the instant that monster energy starts to try and profit off the "tgirls drinking monster" memes we drop them. immediately. no hesitation, done, the joke's dead.

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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