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i am alive

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Rest in peace Avicii. Soundtrack to anxiety attacks in clubs.

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Need to start seeing a therapist to overcome social anxiety, but I’m too anxious to talk to people on the phone to arrange it.

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I imagine parenthood is like when I urinate and a fly enters my stream and then flies away and I feel pride as my piss becomes airborne.

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This is an ode to the most beautiful woman in all of Westeros.

#haiku #brienne of tarth #game of thrones #poetry #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #got

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This is about a young man trying to maintain his composure as a beautiful woman pays attention to him briefly.

#haiku #poetry #fredulous

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This is about a man who is far too invested emotionally in the life of a woman who only occasionally cares that he exists.

#haiku #poetry #fredulous

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I am insecure about my masculinity: http://fredulous.blogspot.com/2015/05/i-am-insecure-about-by-masculinity.html

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This is a poem about having your heart broken but being ok with it because you've managed to find the silver lining in that cloud.

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Autism Milf

My latest post sounds like a niche pornographic genre: http://fredulous.blogspot.com/2015/05/autism-milf.html

#milf

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An artist called Joe Caslin has created a mural depicting two men embracing one another which is presently displayed on the side of a building in Dublin. Without good reason Dublin City Council want it gone. Help prevent that from happening: http://tinyurl.com/qcaozmu

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It's ok to not be ok with yourself. I hate myself. And I love it.

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I build websites now. Sometimes things can get a little frisky.

#css #html #webdesign #bbc

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Here is closure on that attractive German woman subplot.

#germany #gone girl #afghanistan

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Inappropriate caller: "What are you wearing?"

Me: "Kimono robe with Kanye West shirt underneath."

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New post.

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I can't believe men have actually managed to make beards feminine.