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freakalerts · 2 months
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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freakalerts · 2 months
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Not nsfw but im too shy to put it on main anyways my crazy batshit insane idea I had yesterday was P1 OBJECTUM!!! for his guns specifically.... "only my weapon understands me..." cmon man
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freakalerts · 2 months
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WHY DO FANFIC WRITERS KEEP PRETENDING HE HAS A LARGE PENIS? WE ALL KNOW IT'S SMALL.... CANONICALLY I'M PRETTY SURE. AND WHO CARES? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. LOL.
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freakalerts · 2 months
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#SprainedMyClit
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freakalerts · 2 months
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p2 to reader every single day
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freakalerts · 2 months
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you KNOW p2 would make the craziest jerk off contraptions.......... like that fella on reddit who tied a pool noodle to the ceiling fan and it tore half his weiner off or some stupid shit like that. that was him ☝️
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freakalerts · 2 months
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i will have to quit my job the day that they get this machine because i will be on the news for trying to fuck it!!!!
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freakalerts · 2 months
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"have you ever..." by bourbonrooster on ao3 is such a good dude x reader but the ending made me want to kill myself...
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freakalerts · 2 months
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ok well my first post was gonna be dude doing something but ive never drawn a naked man before it looks like shit 🔥🔥 so here's doe and my oc instead i haven't drawn her in awhile 🤑😋😋😋
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freakalerts · 2 months
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hi
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