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i finally got around to this! sorry

i guess i will tag:

@wearethehallowe

@rogueheretic555

and @kandaxxx

this was very fun!

starting a picrew chain cause i’m bored

no pressure tags: @alexwilders @fiddler-sticks @mychal-is-ok @deliciouspeachpirate @finding-an-angle @aether-wasteland-s @wekiaamtoo + anyone else that wants to join!

*I did not create this picrew*

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what if Triplets Dan, Danny, and Ellie?

like, people like to make at least Dan and Danny twins, but why not all three?? i never see that happen.

here's what i'm thinking. Reveal Gone Good, but Danny now has to tell his parents about the OTHER TWO biggest secrets he's kept from them; Dan and Ellie. he's a little hesitant cause this is not Phantom Planet compliant so they don't know about Vlad.

Dan's still in his thermos timeout thinking about what he's done and Ellie is...somewhere.

so, he tells them about his clone and his future self. this includes what Vlad has done to him. does it include who did this? maybe, i don't know. dealer's choice. anyways, the Fenton parents want to meet their new kids.

Team Phantom gets in touch with Ellie to get to FentonWorks as soon as possible while Danny introduces them to Dan.

it..might not go as planned, might end up fine, that's also dealer's choice. but! in the end, they somehow redeem Dan. Ellie arrives and the duo are welcomed into the family!

but, there are two problems now.

1) how do they explain away their new children?

and 2) Dan is full ghost (and adult-sized, i'm not sure the parents are old enough for a kid his age) and Ellie is an unstable clone - both half Vlad, and really not wanting to be half Vlad.

their solution to the second problem? make new bodies for them! they made two fully stable Halfa clone bodies from Danny, had Ellie and Dan fuse their cores inside these clones near the end of making them, and waited for them to pop out of the tubes at the same age as Danny! this might take some help from Clockwork and Danny to pull off without more melting clones..

anyways! now, they have three Halfa children. all they have to do at this point is find a way to explain the sudden appearance of TWO MORE KIDS!

their solution for THAT problem? hack into the database and change the medical files so it showed that THREE kids were birthed instead of one; Danail Jack, Daniel Jackson, and Dannielle Jacklyn Fenton. Dan, Danny, and Ellie.

but the parents take it SO MUCH FURTHER. they bribe the local schools and hospitals, they make fake receipts of things bought for them and fake records of government child support, and they even photoshop younger versions of Ellie and Dan into the family photos to make it legit. heck, they might have even gone back in time via Clockwork to add the birth certificates! they're THAT committed!

so, we got a new family of six gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing their way into legitimacy.

"What do you mean we only had two kids this entire time? Look at these records! Look at how similar they are to their triplet brother! The evidence says otherwise!"

"Listen, if you just play along and say nothing contrary to anybody who asks, we'll stop ghost hunting or driving for one month every time you do so. Sound good? We'll even put in some money to sweeten the deal."

"If we never had these children before, then why do we have memories of Dan viciously beating up Danny and Ellie's bullies at school?"

that sort of thing.

they're COMMITTED. it's INSANE. the town is going CRAZY.

where did these kids come from?? did we seriously forget about two teen kids for sixteen years??

(things go off the rails when Sam and Tucker get in on the action.)

now, i'm putting this under DCxDP, cause of just ONE little detail. Ellie's obsession involves moving, right?

well, what if the Fenton family becomes a wandering family of crime-fighters/mad scientists with an interest in the occult?

what if they get on the JL's radar because of one too many supernatural cases being solved by the Fentons in the JL's local cities?

they're at Gotham? suddenly, it feels as if the air is lighter and that it's not as drenched in evil and insanity as before. what did they do? fought the curses in the local Lazurus Pit like someone wrestling a pig in their mudpen.

they're in Metropolis? Lex woke up one day to find his entire stash of Kryptonite was missing with no trace. what did they do? the triplets broke in after sensing the gems and ate them like candy, their natural ghostliness shorting out the security feed as they do so.

they're in D.C.? all of the ghost relics in the local museums have been stolen with only a note saying, "Sorry for the disturbance! These were too dangerous for the living, so we put them somewhere safe! Don't worry! :)" left behind. what did they do? they took them and chucked them into the ghost portal where some allies on that side put them in safe places.

and that's all i got.

TL,DR; Fenton family goes full mad scientist in order to welcome Dan and Ellie into the family before packing up and wandering the states, effectively gaining the JL's attention with their suspicious and crazy appearances.

(i hope i didn't accidentally steal this idea from another. if i did, i'm sorry. feel free to smack me or something if that's the case.)

#dc x dp #long post #Danail is apparently pronounced Dan-a-il? #idk how to but okay #also #yes i'm imagining the FentonWorks building just going around the states like a weird crab-spider thing #so they always have the ghost portal nearby for emergency ghost relic chucking #commit to the bit Fenton family #instead of being normal people and claiming adoption #they made clones of their son so their new kids could have better bodies #and gaslit everyone #they left for Ellie #and also #the townsfolk are divided on the issue #they needed a CLEAN bit #triplets Dan Danny and Ellie Fenton #Fenton Triplets AU #they got the same name because of how funny it would be to confuse everyone #they also wanted similar middle names to show Vlad how little they wanted to do with him #and to piss him off with how similar they are to Jack's name #they like to publicly flaunt their names before Vlad because of how mad he gets #and because he can't do anything about it

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Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

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sooo, i'm making some books. i got some Picrew designs of the MC's from this particular Picrew https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/599056

Benjamin, the tired engineer who has a robot child

currently unnamed character, who owns a cafe in the middle of nowhere. (if anyone's got a name for her i'd love to hear it!)

Lydia, the pastel goth teen who will actually fight God in the parking lot of a Denny's if you pay her enough

and Cerisse, the college student who has no idea what's going on at all times but is attempting to roll with it for her own sanity.

i have some more design ideas, so if you guys are interested in seeing them, let me know! (i also might need some help with some things..)

#picrew #original characters

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it's confirmed, this potato is NOT a hack. i repeat, it's NOT a hack. barely even thundered last night.

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..we're scheduled to get terrible - possible tornados - where i'm at today/tonight. if i'm not alive tomorrow, this potato is a hack.

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...i think it's missing multiple corn dogs. like, spread out into a circle with a giant eye in the center, or something...

Biblically accurate corndog.

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Original: https://www.tumblr.com/pidoop/658320731854290944/boimgfrog-catsnraincoats-boimgfrog

Inspired by : https://www.tumblr.com/blueskiesofsaturn/711081502806523904/original-post-maybe-not-100-in-character-but

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i have several questions.

what did you PUT in them?

2. those are COOKIES??

3. HOW did you MAKE THEM???

4. WHY DID YOU CONSUME IT????

5. ARE YOU OKAY?????

i really fucked up my cookies so bad

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The bell

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Oh, we're in for a cinematic reckoning soon. Expect movies about the Holocaust to double or triple; expect more war movies depicting the "tragedy and grief" that invading American soldiers suffered in their endless imperialist wars. Expect revisionist period dramas (especially of the Cold War and world wars) and American lionization. Expect movies demonising Palestinians. Expect insanely high-budget blockbusters about how cool the American military is. And most importantly, expect movies where the slaughter of Middle Easterners is depicted as a necessary evil.

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but if they DO? what then?? what kind of measures are being taken to prevent the spider-pocalypse??? will our children be safe from the massive uprising???? will they perform dangerous experiments to mutate themselves past our mortal, human understanding?????

all over an accidental step on the wrong spider??????

the possibilities are endless, and they are TERRIFYING.

doing important research on this fine sunday morning

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guys, i need help

i'll be turning 20 in a few hours and i'm already feeling the responsibility of being 2 all over again hitting me like a bag of bricks and i am NOT READY. it's CHAOS over here, i need help!

we're losing the southeastern barricade to it! please, if you're out there, SEND REINFORCEMENTS!

SEND REINFORCEME - ARGGGHHHhhhh-!

*static*

#happy birthday #may the candles on my cake #burn like cities in my wake #oh happy birthday #death destruction and despair #people dying everywhere #but happy birthday #this is me celebrating being 2 decades old tomorrow #oh no #RESPONSIBILITIES #AHHHHHHHHH