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foxes-and-eagles · 3 years
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Sakusa: I gave you the key for emergencies
Atsumu: it was an emergency!
Sakusa: oh yeah, what was it?
Atsumu: I missed you
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foxes-and-eagles · 3 years
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Semi: I swear to god the, whoever says 'weird flex but okay' next is going to lose their kneecaps.
Yamagata:
Goshiki:
Tendou: preposterous boast, but alas...
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foxes-and-eagles · 3 years
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Tendou: ice skating is like... cursive walking
Semi: please, I’m so tired
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Tendou: hey dad
Reon: stop calling me dad I’m younger than you
Tendou: sorry son
Reon: STOP
credit to notshiratori on twt
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Bokuto: I never make the same mistake twice.
Akaashi: he makes it four or five times, just to be sure
Bokuto:
Bokuto: I mean you’re not wrong
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Hinata: are we in trouble?
Suga: take a guess
Kageyama: no?
Suga: take another guess
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Tendou: it’s nice to feel wanted sometimes, y’know
Shirabu: yeah I get what you mean
Semi: NOT WHEN ITS BY THE LAW!!!
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Semi: I put the bi in biceps
Shirabu: you also put the bi in little bitch
Semi: well you clearly put the bi in bitter
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Goshiki: guess what I got
Shirabu: on my nerves
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Semi: hey can we talk?
Shirabu: what’s wrong?
Semi: can we get Chinese food?
Shirabu: that’s what you wanted to talk about?!
Semi: yeah
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Tendou: ah yes, baguettes, The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Baker: what?
Semi: ignore him, we’ll take two baguettes please
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Semi: lets play a game of “who fucked up”
Semi: because I know someone did
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Shirabu: *yawns*
Semi: yeah being that pretty must be exhausting
Shirabu: *tilts his head* so you must be exhausted
Semi: *blushes softly*
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Semi, playing the guitar: I love you bitch, I will never stop loving you- bitch
Shirabu, at the verge of tears: I don’t know if I hate him or love him for this
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Tendou: chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what’s going on
Shirabu: calculus? More like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Semi: biology? More like BYEology because I’m out
Ushijima: maths? More like no.
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Goshiki: why don’t you ever reply to my texts?
Shirabu, scrolling through his phone: I don’t have a phone.
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foxes-and-eagles · 4 years
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Shirabu: FUCK!
Semi: language.
Yamagata: English
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