What if a cow looked like a blueberry
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰
bad parts of having job:
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thoughts on media?
Great question thank you. We have to stop it
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me and u both ouppy
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which is definitely not an omen
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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate
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i hope the world allows me to be kind, navi
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Ever since I was a child I've always wanted to be a mechanical superstructure.
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she just sent me her location bruh wtf is this
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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