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telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself
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You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx
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Matilda knows.
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if you get a computer virus just download another one and they’ll kill eachother or maybe they’ll kiss or something
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florida boy
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Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?
Me:
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