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I have been stabbed through the heart.

Here is the full dialogue for Spawn!Astarion reaction to the player sleeping with Mizora. I used this parser to get dialogue and voice files. The dialogue does not trigger yet in game!! So this is a spoilers.

Please DO NOT REUPLOAD. Only share the link. It took me ages to put it all together, but also this is technically not in game yet.

To understand the dialogue tree, this is how it looks (I added a picture in cut):

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Gale is my golden retriever boyfriend, my best friend, he’s my pal. He's my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyyy.

LonGale longcat is long. Lookit him wag his tail :3

(shakes him a little bit so he wobbles, tail doesn't stop wagging)

#gale bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 tav #bg3 art #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #gale puppy #golden retriever boyfriend #longcat #long cat #lookit his lil ears and tail

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It's true, denying this man is impossible and I cannot resist him (not that I'd want to). His analytical thinking/brooding/etc demeanor absolutely sends me, I turn into a feral creature.

This is an appreciation post for all the grumpy pics of Gale that I see cross my dash.

Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely LOVE seeing him happy and smiling (wearing his ‘resting sweetheart face,’ as someone brilliantly put it) but whenever I see photos of him brooding or pondering a serious topic or being displeased about something, I can’t help but think about the whiplash a person would get once they actually met him.

Imagine your first impression of Gale when he’s in his battle robes, wizard staff on his back, looking breathtakingly handsome and wearing a stern expression on his face (literally looking like the photo above, from user eekeric) and all you can think is, “Oh my god, I can already tell this guy is going to be an arrogant, blunt, unfriendly asshole. He probably only speaks to people he considers ‘worthy’ of his greatness.”

And then the minute you introduce yourself he hits you with his thousand-watt smile and he’s all “HELLO :) :) :) I’m GALE of WATERDEEP! *shakes your hand vigorously, bows* I can’t help but notice you’re wearing an amulet of Animal Speaking! *chuckles* My oldest and best friend is my own Tressym companion, Tara. Our conversation topics range from roasted pigeon recipes to advice on expanding my social circle to suggestions for my love life. *raises a finger* Have you met any animals that offered you sage advice in regards to your love life or other topics? Perhaps a dolphin with recommendations for a particularly ‘FIN-tastic’ date? *laughs at his own terrible pun* May I fetch you a glass of wine? I’d love to converse further on—”

TLDR: HOW ARE THERE PEOPLE WHO CAN RESIST THIS MAN I SIMPLY CANNOT FATHOM IT

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no notes, I just love this man

made a couple of posts about Astarion being hilarious gremlin but never made a collection of Gale's silly talks?? I should've fixed it

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Gale being a pyromaniac who doesn't use evocation sounds quite terrifying, actually.

i don’t care how small the room is i cast fireball

#bg3 #bg3 gale #bg3 memes #baldur's gate 3 #wizard of waterdeep

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Being told that Gale Dekarios is a sexier version of Ned Flanders broke my brain.

Didn't even need to edit this one, it's just Gale casting vicious mockery

Burdened with knowledge

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #the simpsons #ned flanders #gale #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #vicious mockery #bg3 memes

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This is the best game of all time.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #bg3 spoilers #bg3 durge #dark urge #the dark knight #durge spoilers #mack'rel #fish tav #kuo-toa #kuo toa #bg3 mods #bg3 video #bg3 memes

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Just putting a giant thread of BG3 (but mostly Gale) tarot cards in here and then people can add to it bc I have a big list compiled. PART II Other part(s) linked at the bottom

Link to PART I

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #gale #gale dekarios #tarot cards #tarot #tarotcommunity #megathread #threads #all the art is so pretty #let's make a whole deck of gale #i love everyone actually #let's make an entire deck for each companion

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Just putting a giant thread of BG3 (but mostly Gale) tarot cards in here and then people can add to it bc I have a big list compiled. PART I Other part(s) linked at the bottom

Link to PART II

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #gale #gale dekarios #tarot cards #tarot #tarotcommunity #megathread #threads #all the art is so pretty #let's make a whole deck of Gale #I love everyone actually #let's make an entire deck for each companion

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gale + spell animations [1/?]

bonus:

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um, Astarion? I don't think this is a normal side effect of vampire ascension...

[headphone warning]

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion romance #ascended astarion #bg3 memes #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #astarion #baldurs gate iii #no one told us this would happen #someone help #Astarion is a bobblehead #I think he wrenched his neck #I imagine this feels like holding a ferret when it goes limp

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HNGNGNGNGNGNG WE HAVE FOOTAGE EVERYONE. DON'T PANIC. PLEASE FOLLOW THE EXITS IN A CALM MANNER.

Gale has this “leg thing” too ✨

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GALE DOES THE ASTARION LEG HOOK, I AM UNWELL. HELP.

I am losing my mind!!

Thanks to @spring-crush we now have footage. I need an ice bath, someone help me.

I finally obtained these screenshots after catching a glimpse of raised leg during one of my scenes and FREAKED OUT thinking this might be the Astarion leg hook and INDEED it was!! I don’t have Otis cam, so this took me a bit to get but hooooooo I am so excited about this!!

Big thanks to @sexybungalow on Twitter for getting these for me 😭❤️

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate iii #astarion #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #leg hook #Astarion leg thing #Astarion leg hook #someone get me an ice Bath #I need to lie down #absolutely gagged

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Gale won't eat his vegetables

At the tiefling party in a string of dialogue, Wyll can say "You running away from Gale's cooking? It's delicious, don't get me wrong, but that man wouldn't eat a vegetable unless Mystra herself commanded it." I had this stuck in my head awhile and needed to put it out into the ether.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 meme #bg3 video #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #bg3 gale #gale #eat your vegetables #no video games for you until you eat what's on your plate

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internship at sorcerous sundries

just another day of rolan trying not to kill my tav

bonus:

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Something I noticed about the Weave scene with Gale is that regardless of your class, your somatics are like a newborn foal trying to walk compared to Gale's.

Your hands clap together awkwardly and you use a lot of force when doing the pushing movement. Comparatively, Gale's are silent, smooth and gentle. The option for wizard also specifically says, "imitate the gesture with ease". I think this lends towards not only the number of times Gale has done this, but his level of talent. Gale also says that he feels magic is like "music, poetry and beauty all rolled into one and given expression through the senses". You can really see that at play here - his level of care and skill are of someone who has a deep respect and love for the Weave and I love that this subtlety showcases that early on in the game.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale romance #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 video #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 romance #sharing a moment of magic #let's kiss in the weave so Mystra sees

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I love how with every class, even sorcerers, Gale will say "You did it! You're channeling the weave!" And while it makes sense, due to wizards being the class that utilize the weave as their primary form of magic, I still melt every single time he says "Look at that. We're channeling the weave." Someone help, my heart has seized.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale romance #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate #baldurs gate iii #gale #gale x tav #My heart is melting #don't mind me #just having a heart attack #a digital man made of pixels has my heart