Re-blogging for when I get a microphone and do a crack ASMR with these also the last line is beautiful
WE HAPPY FEW. -- sentence starters!
GENERAL.
❝ what have you been up to? no one’s seen you for hours! ❞
❝ probably a bad time to ask for that raise. ❞
❝ no one’s going to hurt you. ❞
❝ i hope this doesn’t give me food poisoning. ❞
❝ don’t you want to go back home? ❞
❝ i don’t suppose there’s some way i can be more useful to you alive? ❞
❝ you’re new here, aren’t you? ❞
❝ i’ll tell you how to survive your next five minutes, and in return, you’ll give me your socks. ❞
❝ well, why didn’t you say that before? ❞
❝ no, you’re right. you’re always right. ❞
❝ you could ask them for some of their famous hot-buttered crumpets, but i wouldn’t recommend it. ❞
❝ just pretend it’s beef. ❞
❝ there’s something behind this bookcase, isn’t there? ❞
❝ how do i get out of here? ❞
❝ welcome back to civilization! ❞
❝ please take a number and sit down. ❞
❝ happiness is a choice! ❞
❝ who wouldn’t i kill for a sandwich. ❞
❝ listen - they’re waiting for you! ❞
❝ do you think you could help me find my key? ❞
❝ i had that coming. ❞
❝ have you tried giving her flowers? ❞
❝ maybe i could sort of… hide in the bushes, and tell you what to say. ❞
❝ i’m not that awful, really. ❞
❝ well, you’re not my problem, i guess. ❞
❝ come on out of there. ❞
❝ you there! why don’t you take his place at the bongos? ❞
❝ please, will you let me out? ❞
❝ if you’re really going to do something spectacularly stupid, these might come in handy. ❞
❝ i’m being an ass again, aren’t i? ❞
❝ where did you go? when you disappeared for two weeks? ❞
ACTION.
❝ do you smell gas? ❞
❝ call security! ❞
❝ put your things in that box, or we’ll leave you there to starve. ❞
❝ of course it’s bloody dangerous, that’s why i’m paying you! ❞
❝ let’s try not to get killed, shall we? ❞
❝ how far did those bastards chase me? ❞
❝ what the fuck was that? ❞
❝ it’s not supposed to spark like that, is it? ❞
❝ are you sure it’s safe to get that close? ❞
❝ get him away from me! for god’s sake, get him away from me! he wants to kill me! ❞
❝ run, if you don’t want to end up like him! ❞
❝ help! police! help! someone stop them! ❞
MILITARY.
❝ what do you want me to do there? run around, yelling “here i am, shoot me!”? ❞
❝ no fucking civilians! ❞
❝ how are we supposed to argue with tanks? ❞
❝ you want me to break into the general’s office? ❞
❝ if i have to polish my boots one more time… ❞
❝ i wouldn’t say that around the sarge. ❞
❝ man your stations! it’s finally happening! ❞
❝ may i express my delight that you passed the examination, sir! ❞
❝ move along, please. ❞
FRIENDLY / ROMANTIC.
❝ didn’t we go to school together? ❞
❝ been a while, hasn’t it? ❞
❝ together, we can change the world! ❞
❝ here. this may come in handy. ❞
❝ enough of that, then. time for tea? ❞
❝ oh, you’re a good egg, you are. ❞
❝ you’re a gentleman and a scholar. ❞
❝ i could never forget you. ❞
❝ i used to think about what i’d say if i ever ran into you again. ❞
❝ i’ve missed you so. ❞
INJURED / SICK.
❝ please just lie down. ❞
❝ getting enough sleep? it’s important to sleep. ❞
❝ he said it was just a cough. ❞
❝ come on. wake up. please. ❞
❝ how are you holding up? ❞
❝ those look like scratches to me. ❞
CONFRONTATIONAL.
❝ leave my friend alone! ❞
❝ you won’t get me! you won’t get me, you bastard! ❞
❝ you get down from that tree before i chop it down! ❞
❝ i’d better not catch you getting into my stuff. ❞
❝ you won’t get away with this! ❞
❝ stop being so bloody selfish! ❞
❝ you people don’t listen! ❞
❝ don’t touch anything! ❞
❝ you can’t kill all of us! ❞
❝ you’ve got some bloody nerve coming in here. ❞
❝ can’t we just agree to disagree? ❞
❝ what the fuck are you doing here? ❞
❝ i asked for my sandwich forty-five minutes ago - do you want me to starve to death?!❞
❝ turn that fucking thing off and come back down here right now! ❞
❝ no, i will NOT keep my voice down! ❞
❝ why don’t you come down, and we’ll have a chat about loyalty! ❞
ANGST.
❝ ours not to question why - ours but to do and die. ❞
❝ maybe we couldn’t have fought back. but why did we help them? ❞
❝ why does everything have eyes? ❞
❝ i can’t take it anymore. i can’t take it. ❞
❝ i just want them to stop screaming, that’s all. ❞
❝ don’t you see that our world has gone mad? ❞
❝ you never know when you’ll see someone for the last time. and then they’re gone. ❞
❝ they’re all around us. watching us. can’t you see their eyes? ❞
❝ i remember too much, now. ❞
❝ please don’t tell anyone. ❞
❝ it’s all falling apart. ❞
❝ i’m fucked. we’re both fucked. ❞
❝ i can’t help you if you won’t help yourself. ❞
CRACK.
❝ naked people have almost no influence at all on society. ❞
❝ this is no place for free speech! ❞
❝ love me, babies! i live on your love! live my love, babies! ❞
❝ you smell… important. ❞
❝ are you good with the ladies? ❞
❝ i think they want me to be high on mushrooms before i can go in. ❞
❝ i yam what i yam. ❞
❝ stop poledancing and bring me up something to eat! ❞
❝ she’ll come back with the coffee. we just have to pray she will. ❞
❝ if i don’t get some coffee soon, i’m going to shoot somebody. ❞
❝ i swear by all that is holy, if i find one toy train in your swag bag, i’m going to knock your last tooth down your throat! ❞
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