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film-slut · 9 days
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Saltburn son or Poor Things daughter??
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film-slut · 19 days
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thoughts on this?
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film-slut · 22 days
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I think the most fucked up thing about wall•e is that there's no way everyone on earth is on that axiom. Perhaps a few million, it is a big ship, but what I interpreted is that after B&L fucked the earth, the axiom was created to save only the most important people, and the majority of people on earth were left to slowly suffocate and starve because all the resources had run out.
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film-slut · 24 days
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I hate the phrase "consent is sexy" because consent is the bare minimum. What's sexy is a man whimpering and begging for it.
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film-slut · 1 month
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Would someone care to explain why Preminger is the header for the smut tag????
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film-slut · 2 months
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The Muppet Movie (1979) ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
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In this movie, not one, but two times, about six shotguns are simultaneously pointed at kermit the frog.
Miss piggy slay the house boots down papa I'm deceased.
I'm always worried that older movies will age badly and this one aged gorgeously, save for the confederate flags visible for half a second in the background at the county fair.
The music in this fucks.
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film-slut · 2 months
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Can anyone guess what this used to be
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film-slut · 2 months
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I love all the unhinged down horrendous cattonquick shippers, I love your weird depraved fantasies, I love your beautiful minds. I love you I love you I love you.
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film-slut · 4 months
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Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006) ⭐⭐⭐½
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Me: I watched this on tv in 4th grade and a lot of it was censored out and all I remember is that it's really stupid and I was way too young to watch it.
Friend: you know what? Fuck it.
We proceeded to have some of the most fun we've ever had watching a movie. Jack Black is a legend, this movie is hilarious despite being kind of dumb. Satan makes an appearance. What more could you possibly want?
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film-slut · 4 months
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Whiplash (2014) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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Holy shit guys this movie. This movie made me make a list of my hobbies and things I want to get better at. This movie made me want to get back into playing piano. This movie made me feel like I'm not trying hard enough at life. This movie made me grateful to the teachers that pushed me to do better without smacking me and calling me slurs. If he had yelled at me like that I would've cried for hours and dropped out of school. I long to be so dedicated to something, so in love with something, so passionate, that I'd work and work and work at it until I'm covered in blood and sweat.
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film-slut · 4 months
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Pls this tiktok comment made my day
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film-slut · 4 months
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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn) (2020) ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
I think, based on this one movie vs all the marvel movies I've seen, DC is better at queer rep, girl power, and social commentary than marvel could ever dream. I wish margot robbie would make a million more of these.
Also, this movie was like deadpool but good.
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film-slut · 4 months
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Barbie and the Diamond Castle (2008) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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film-slut · 4 months
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Barbie as The Princess & The Pauper (2004)⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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film-slut · 5 months
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all 80s film makers should say you're welcome gay people and I'm sorry women
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film-slut · 5 months
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Meet Me In St. Louis (1944) ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Whenever people talk about a really old movie like this one it's always "but what about all the horrible racism happening at the time?" My answer to this? I'm black. Racism is bad. This movie was a delight. These ideas can exist at the same time.
Also, Judy Garland is a star.
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film-slut · 5 months
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Bottoms (2023) ⭐⭐⭐⭐½
Rachel Sennott is everything.
Does so much for horny gay loser bitches everywhere.
Also really love how perfectly low-key this satirizes the US public school system. High school is a fucking joke. There's a whole party hell-bent on stripping schools of their funding and banning books and rewriting history and chasing away teachers who actually care about education. The anarchy in this school, the "library is closed, no reading this school year", the students being there because they're forced to when they're not learning anything, it's all hilarious but also damn close to reality. Fantastic satire.
Women's rights? I support women's wrongs.
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