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fckedupgarfield · 9 months

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*Insert clown laughter*: Art the Clown x Chubby Reader 🔞

Ok so here are some warnings:

Knifes, blood, choking, and obviously clowns. Now enjoy!!!

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As Art held your face in place, he traces along your eyes with a paint brush while being as gentle as possible. This was one of the only times though that he would be gentle, which wasn’t much of a surprise since 1. He was doing clown makeup on your face, and 2. He wanted it to come out as good as his. You had your eyes shut, patiently waiting for him to finish but then he pauses and removes his paintbrush from your face. After waiting for what seemed like a few minutes, you open your eyes to see him just sitting there, staring at you with that wide grin that you knew so well. “What happened?” You stare back at him, a smile slowly growing on your face as you questioned him about why he had stopped. He didn’t do anything else but stare at you, going over all your features with admiration.

He pulls back his hand, quickly grabs a nearby whiteboard and starts to scribble on it all while hiding it from you with silent giggles. You try to take a peak but that would cause him to hide it even more with a fake disappointed look on his face, which cause you throw your hands up and lean back to wait. When he was finished, he turned it to you and all the white board had was a few words which confused you since for some reason he took a while to write it. What he had written was “You look pretty hot.” with small, half decent doodles of you and him…doing other activities. You look back up to his face to see him putting of a flirtatious expression while wiggling his eyebrows which makes you chuckle. Then he begins to lean more towards you while putting down the whiteboard, grabbing your face with one hand and pulling you closer. You don’t pull back, instead you lean in with him, gazing at him with admiration just like he had just a moment before. He then, out of no where, pulls you in and kisses you deeply. You kiss back with a smile, placing both your hands on Art’s cheeks.

As you two began to make out, Art proceeded to to move his hand from your face down to your shoulders, then to your arms down to his favorite part of your body, your waist and stomach. He began to massage your sides as he started to push you more into the ground behind you, placing himself between your legs. He grinds against you softly as he slips one of his hands underneath your shirt, caressing his thumb over your soft skin while his other hand leans to grab something above you. Suddenly you feel your shirt being ripped open, making you jump slightly and look down to see Art holding one of his knives. He had several knifes within his knickknacks and doodads, but this one was your personal favorite. After staring at the display in front of him, he started to slowly glide his knife just barely over your skin, causing light scratches. Then he grabbed your bra and swiftly cut through it, causing your chest to spill out.

He grinned contentedly and he leaned down, blowing gently on your breast to give you slight chill. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, he began to suck and nibble on your left nipple while swiping his thumb over the other. You softly sigh in content and relax your body more and more, but then a sharp pain hits you and you joist in surprise. You whip your head forward and see that Art was full on biting your tit while staring up at you with a malevolent look in his eyes. He lets go and begins kissing down your torso, leaving small nibbles and hickeys on his way down. Once he got to the hem of your pants, he only massaged your thighs for a moment, as if debating on what to do next. Then he quickly slipped down your pants and underwear, giving you goosebumps from the sudden cold air. He sat there, staring at you with hungry and excited eyes.

He lowered his head between your thighs and began to kiss them quickly, like when someone is covering your face with kisses when they are happy to see you. But then you felt something cold trace on your thigh, then pain slowly followed. He started cutting your thighs, then licking up the blood that would trickle out of them. He would drag his tongue dramatically, his eyes rolling as he did. He did this for a few minutes before he tossed aside the knife and really started to eat. He slid his tongue from the bottom to the top of your slit and you shudder with a soft hum. Art proceeded to go to your clit, flattening his tongue and rubbing it slowly against it. After that, he started rubbing his middle finger against your hole then sliding it in. He started to pump his finger as he sucking your clit with a wide smile. You groan and throw your head back while placing a hand on the back of Art’s head, pushing him deeper on your cunt. Art then slowly added another finger while staring up at you with lidded eyes, watching your face as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of you. But as you felt your orgasm approaching, Art suddenly stopped which made you groan sadly.

Art then turned and pointed at his zipper quickly and almost impatiently. You sat up and helped him unzip his outfit, making him nod and put his hands together in a praying motion. Once you helped, he whipped around and slowly worked it off himself, impersonating a woman undress herself in a certain video, even swaying his hips in a seductive manner as he did. You giggle lightly and lay back down, pepping yourself on you elbows as you watch him. Art then pulled his outfit pasted his waist and his dick spring out with a boing sound effect. There it was, his six inches in all its glory. He grabbed his paint brush and quickly painted on his dick a little happy face on the tip, all while giggling silently. You roll your eyes and chuckle in amusement, you weren’t surprised but it wasn’t something you’d expected. Then he grabbed his member and rubbed it against your cunt, making you sigh and look up at him. His face seemed entirely focused, not even a smile was on his face until he looked back at you, a smile fully present.

He then slowly pushed it in, taking his time since he wanted to enjoy and savor the feeling. You moan and grit your teeth as you feel his length fill you up, making you feel stretched and filled up. Once he finally got it in, he stopped and stared at you with wide, observant eyes. You glance back up at him and smile nervously, unsure on what to do. But you didn’t have to wait for long since Art pulled his dick out completely and then slammed it back into you, making you let out a mix of a yelp and a moan. He repeated this action while grabbing your hips tightly, all while staring at you with intense eyes. When he saw that you were enjoying this kind of behavior, he slowly smiled and sped up, causing you to throw your head back lightly. As you were deep in pleasure, he slowly let go of your waist and grabbed his knife, bringing it to your stomach. He started to drag his knife lightly into your skin, leaving gashes and marks all over you that you would definitely have to clean up later. You squeeze your eyes shut as you feel the cold sting on your stomach and you groan deeply, both from the pain and pleasure.

Then you started to feel that knot in your stomach build up again, making you moan and shake slightly. You could feel that Art was close to since his thrust and pounding started to slow. Before you can say anything about you feeling close, Art quickly drops his knife and grabs your throat, choking you as he pounded relentlessly into you. Your eyes widen in surprise but you don’t retaliate, instead you grab his hand with both of yours and you let him pound into you. As you felt your orgasm approaching fast, you feel Art slam his lips into yours, stopping all breath from coming to you. Then as you finally cum, you feel Art cum as-well, filing you up to the brim. A hot feeling spreads through you as you both shake and kiss each other deeply, almost feeling connected at the skin. After you both calmed down, Art released your throat letting you breathe. You basically gulp down mouthfuls of air as you lay there, feeling hot and sweaty. As you do, he pulls out, making sure that he comes out slowly. Then he scoops up a small drop of seed with his finger and he shoved it in your mouth, making you suck it off.

After you two rested for a few seconds, Art helps you up and leads you to a pretty gross bathroom. But hey, who cares. You two then get cleaned up and dressed, but as you were about to put your shirt on, you remembered about the cuts on your stomach. You sigh and turn to face the mirror, wiping it as best as you could so you could see it better. You then bent down to grabbed the bandages under the counter, mumbling to yourself as you did. You looked back up and saw Art in the mirror from the door. He was peaking in with a wide, excited smile. You shrugged it off and looked down to see the cuts, but when you saw it, you noticed that the cuts weren’t random. Instead they said something, it read:

“Beautiful <3”

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Heya fellas, so um, yeah. I got this request, idk how long ago but I finally finished because I was threatened 🙂\J. So yeah, enjoy this my friend <3

#x reader #art the clown #please help #i have writers block

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fckedupgarfield · 10 months

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Bob Velseb X Reader: “I’m obsessed with you~”

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Ok, this is part one of a smut project I’m making because yeah. Yippee <333

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Your feet thumped against the ground as you ran through the woods, huffing deeply and swinging your arms aggressively. Ducking under stray branches and leaning trees, you dove down while trying to stay clear of hitting them. You groan softly, before basically launching yourself forward to get away. He was close, but you don’t know where he is…he was watching you…and you couldn’t see him. You halt in place, panting quickly as you scan the area in a paranoid manner. There was silence, no noise was made even by insects. If a pin were to be dropped, it would echo through out the entire forest. You spin in place slowly, looking at all angles of the area and listening closely…Then you slowly step back gently, making sure to be as quiet as possible. Suddenly, a large crack is heard from your left and you spin in that direction like a deer hearing a 100 ton truck coming at them on a highway (I’M SORRY, BRO I HAD TO.) You try to whip around to run but as you step down, you’re suddenly lifted up by your ankle and you find yourself hanging there. You yell out in surprise and began to work on the rope that keeps you strung up. While struggling and spinning in place, you heard footsteps slowly getting closer and closer ominously and you look around while scared gasps exiting your throat. Then you get spun from behind harshly, revealing the man who’s been chasing you through the woods.

Bob, your boss from Boys n’ Grills, ended up being the very thing you’d fear. You and him weren’t that close, you two would always check up on each other, making sure you both were ok…but that’s really it. You two didn’t really hang out much and he was mostly quiet whenever you spoke to him. And you couldn’t lie to yourself but you did like him a bit. Like, you mean his voice was very attractive, he looked good for an almost middle aged man, and you did like how shy and nervous he seemed to be around you. But right now, as you stare into his eyes while being hung upside down, you couldn’t see that shy, awkward man anymore. You could only see, what looked like…obsession? Naw, now that can’t be right?? Why doesn’t he look mad? Or evil? Or even malice? It’s just only love and admiration??

He held your face gently with one hand as you struggled with your ankle. You pause and stare back at him with a look of confusion as he speaks softly and carefully. “I’m so sorry this had to happen hun…but…you wouldn’t stop running away.” Your eyes widen and you wiggle, attempting to attack him using your arms but he quickly steps away, watching you intently with curiosity. He roughly grabs your face and you stop moving out of fear. He stared with dead, cold eyes with a terrifying smile and he analyzed you from head to toe, almost glaring. He spoke in a quiet, slow manner which sounded like he was trying to stay calm. “Stay. Still. If you do, I’ll let you down and I won’t hurt ya. Got it?” You stare at him with wide eyes, but you slowly nod while humming out an answer that no one could understand due to your mouth being covered. He hummed contentedly, happy with how your behaving.

He released your face and slowly walked behind you, heading to where the rope was tied down. You couldn’t see him and you tried to spin around, but to no avail. You hear a cutting sound then suddenly, you crash onto the ground, knocking the wind out of you. You groan and sit up, rubbing your back before you quickly stand and try to book it…you think North? It didn’t matter, you had to leave. You hear him let out a groan of frustration as you weave between trees and leaves. You saw the opening of the forest and you nearly cry tears of joy…but that was short lived. Thundering footsteps soon followed you and you look over your shoulder to see him right behind you with a deep frown, then you slammed against the ground as he tackles you. He basically squashes you as you clawed and cried out towards the opening, begging that someone, anyone would hear you but since it was late at night…you were stuck here with him. He rolled you over into your back and you try to hit him anywhere but he grabbed your shoulders, lifting you then shoving you back down harshly as he growled out. “Stay quiet! I told you to sit still, but you didn’t listen… Now I have ta tie ya up now.”

You begin to shout out but he shoved a cloth into your mouth as he rolled you onto your stomach again, tiring you up as if you were a weak animal. He ties your wrist tightly, making you cry out in pain as you feel the rope burn and dig into your skin. Then he moved onto your ankles, tying them just as tight, but your pants allowed them to not hurt as much. He stood up and you didn’t feel him near you until he hours you up over his shoulder and he walked off. As he kept walking, you tried wiggling and struggling but each time you did, he would just readjust you and grip you tighter. You soon just fell limp, feeling defeated and tired from running, screaming, and fighting. After you two “walked” for a while, Bob began to speak. “You know…I’ve been dreaming of this. You and me, being this close. It feels…you feel…intoxicating.~” You groaned and lied your head against his back, wanting to fall asleep but you couldn’t. You refused too. He felt you rest your head and he chuckled lowly and darkly, clear amusement in it. After blinking heavily for a few moments, you finally fell asleep without realizing it, falling completely silent.

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Ok sooo, this is part one. We love that. I’ll make part two uhhhhh whenever I do. Also if something’s misspelled, no it’s not-. Peace out ✌️

Edit: Idk if I’m gonna continue it because like, I’ve been feeling really depressed and stressed out with life. So, maybe expect something else other than a part two to come out if I continue to write. Bye bye <3

#spooky month #x reader #smut #part 1 of idk how many

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fckedupgarfield · 11 months

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Hey boo boo bear 😍😍😍🥵🥵🐌🐌 can u pwease make a fan fiction with a chubby reader and Art the Clown pretty please with a cherry on top? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 preferably starting out with Art putting clown makeup on the reader and then going RAAAA 👹👹👹 on them peas and thanks papa schnookims baby boy boo boo bear 😍😍🤩🤩🤭😍🥰🥰😍😍😘😍😍😘🥲😍😘😋😊🤩🥸🤩🥰😍😘😍😊😎😎💩💩💩🐌🐌🐌🐌

Yeah pookie boo boo bear, I will most definitely be able to make your request come trueee 👹👹👹😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘🥳🥳🥳😝😝😝🤪🤪🤪 Im going to Kms <333

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fckedupgarfield · 1 year

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Tired: Rick

🔞Ok, tired trans reader getting ate out 🔞

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I sigh as I walk into the house, dragging my bag behind me and I groan. I shut the door and I trudge towards the couch with a deflated face. I ploped down and start switching through channels, groaning anytime I saw one that wasn’t even interesting. I heard the floor boards creaking behind me and I perk up instantly. Seeing Rick has always cheered me up after I’ve had a bad day so maybe he can help. I sit up straighter so he doesn’t suspect that I’m upset, but he walks around the couch with a concerned face. He takes a seat next to me and he hesitantly places a hand on my thigh while rubbing his thumb against it. “Are…are you alright hun?” I smile at him and tilt my head. I then shake my head and chuckle while making full eye contact with him. “I’m fine Rick, don’t worry. I just had an meh kinda day you know?”

His face remains concerned but he “smiles” a little. He chuckles and nods while grabbing my hand in his. “I understand that…do you need help being cheered up?” I shrug but nod, wondering how he might be able to help. Being around him and talking together helps anyways, but my curiosity got to the best of me. “Sure, what do you wanna do?” He then carefully grabs my cheek and the back of my head and tenderly kisses me while humming. This takes me aback but I kiss back, thinking that he may think attention will help. That is until I felt him climb on top of me, then I got kinda surprised.

“W-whoa, Rick? What-“ He then cut me off with a kiss, groaning softly while he leans against my body. I feel butterflies fill my stomachs as he proceeds to rub against my cunt using his free hand and I gasp quietly. He heard my gasp, causing him to quickly sit up and he apologized softly under his breathe as he glanced away nervously. “I-if you want me to stop, I can…I just …wanna help you feel better hun.” As I lean against the arm of the chair, I begin to think for a moment. I didn’t really want to stop, but I don’t want Rick to think that this will always cheer me up. I finally come up with an answer and I sigh quietly. “Rick, we can continue for today…but I don’t want you to think that this will always make me feel better. I like being around you, so that’s enough to help me cheer up.” I lean over to him and place my hand on his cheek lovingly as I pull him back on top of me.

He “smiles” (bro since the merch video, I’m starting to think he doesn’t smile. He is autism fr.) warmly and kisses the top of my head. “Thank you for telling me love, I’ll know that for next time.” Then he kisses down my face to my neck then my shoulders. I tilt my head to the other side, letting him get deeper and I whine softly. His hands trail to my waist and he messages it gently, making sure to be gentle and not to rough since I was sore from working. I was surprised to see that he moved straight to my pants, completely ignoring my shirt. He still trailed kisses down my stomach though, humming lowly. He got to the hem of my pants and he looked up at me expectingly. I nod nervously, letting him know I’m fine with the next step. I help him remove my pants and I blush a light pink. Though we’ve done it together multiple times, I still get slightly more and more flustered each time. I prop myself against the arm of the couch and I spread my legs nervously, anxious at what was coming. He breathed against my cunt, sending shivers along my spine. And then suddenly, he wraps his arms around my thighs and drags my body towards him forcefully.

I jump but then quickly melt in pleasure as I feel his tongue press against my clit. I moan softly as he gently eats me out while griping my thighs tightly. He groans and goes a bit faster with his tongue, still keeping calm though. If anything, he was loving this more I was. He then pulls away and inserts a finger, slowly pumping me while he watches my face with a blush. I throw back my head a little and moan lowly, griping the back of the couch with a firm hand. He suddenly speaks up with a very smooth and loving tone in his voice. “How is it hun? Are you e-enjoying this?” He then adds another finger and I arch my back, groaning deeply. I make eye contact with him and nod, unable to form words with how good his fingers felt. He had pretty big hands, which was nice for hand holding and all…but man did they feel great when we had fun like this. “Y-you’re doing good…such a g-good boy…~” As he continued to praise me, I felt light head and fuzzy.

I whimper loudly as he began to suck my clit while fingering me faster and my hips buck upwards. I feel tears nearly prick my eyes as he speeds up even more while he groaned deeply, causing vibrations on my cunt. It was embarrassing how pleased I felt right now, but I couldn’t care less. It was helping me be in a better mood, and best of all, I was getting closer and closer to cumming. I whined louder and grab onto Ricks hair tightly while gritting my teeth. “A-ah!~ Rick, please d-don’t stop..!” Rick didn’t acknowledge anything I said but instead speed up to a pace he can maintain. Then finally after what felt like forever, I came, covering Rick’s tongue while making a strained noise. He pulled back and sat up while licking his fingers clean as casually as possible, which made me chuckle but shiver. “You taste great…as always love~…come on, let’s get you clean up.” He got off the couch and helped me up, leading me to the bathroom to clean up.

After getting cleaned up, I got extra comfy clothes and walk out to the living room to see that Rick had put on a movie and made popcorn. He shuffled up to me and hugged me tightly while resting his head on mine, I hugged him back and smiled warmly. “Are you feeling better (y/n)?” I nod while my face was buried in his chest, breathing him. We sat on the couch and Rick wrapped us up in a blanket. I sigh happily as I snuggled into his shoulder and I wrap my arm around his. This truly did make me feel better….especially with him.

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Hope y’all enjoyed that, took me like 10 minutes-

#spooky month #Rick #smuttt #transmasc #x reader

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fckedupgarfield · 1 year

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fckedupgarfield · 1 year

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So for the people who didn’t get it when I said the Executioner, it’s this guy in the picture.

👍 glad I could explain :)

#cuphead #so yeah #fanfics

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fckedupgarfield · 1 year

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Soooo, nothing fancy rn but heres some shows and their characters that I'm gonna write for.

Spooky month

>Skid

>Pump

>Roy

>Robert

>Ross

(READ AT THE END TO SEE RULES ABOUT CHILD CHARACTERS)

>Frank

>Bob

>Kevin

>Strebber

>Rick (For my fellow Rick lovers)

>Lilia

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The Cuphead Show

>Cuphead

>Mugman

>Chalice

>King Dice

>The Devil

>Henchmen

>Cala Maria

>Captain Brineybeard

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Cuphead (The game)

>Cuphead

>Mugman

>Chalice

>King Dice

>The Devil

>Cagney Carnation

>Ribby and Croaks (separately)

>Hilda Berg

>Baroness Von Bon Bon

>Djimmi The Great

>Beppi The Clown

>Sally Stageplay

>Cala Maria

>Captain Brineybeard

>Porkrind

DLC

>Chef Saltbaker

>The Executioner (Explain in later post)

>Moonshine Bob (Can choose whichever one)

>Esther Winchester

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Slashers

>Thomas Hewitt

>Bubba Sawyer

>Michael Myers

>Michael Myers (Rz)

>Chucky

>Tiffany

>Billy and/or Stu

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Danganronpa

Trigger happy:

> Makoto Neagi

>Chihiro Fukisaki

>Celestial Ludenberg

>Byakuya Togami

>Hifumi Yamada

>Leon Kuwata

>Kiyotaka Ishimaru

>Aoi Asahina

>Mondo Owada

>Kyoko Kirigiri

>Toko Fukawa

>Sayaka Maizono

>Sakura Ogami

>Yasuhiro Hagakure

>Junko Enoshima

>Mukuro Ikusaba

Goodbye Despair:

>Hajime Hinata

>Akane Owari

> Byakuya Twogami

>Chiaki Nanami

>Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

>Gundham Tanaka

>Hiyoko Saionji

>Ibuki Mioda

>Kazuichi Soda

>Mahiru Koizumi

>Mikan Tsumiki

>Nagito Komeada

> Nekomaru Nidai

>Peko Pekoyama

>Sonia Nevermind

>Teruteru Hanamura

Killing Harmony:

Coming soon

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Smiling friends:

>Charlie

>Pim

>Alan

>Glep (Idk, for those little weirdos ig)

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Undertale

>Sans

>Papyrus

>Toriel

>Asgore

>Nastablook

>Mettaton

>Alphys

>Undyne

>Frisk

>Chara

>Asriel

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As you can see, I'm not very unique or interesting lol. Sooo, I have some rules then everything will be fine.

Rules

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No:

>No r@pe

>No incest

>No proshipping

>No pedophillia

Yes:

>Smut

>Comfort

>Fluff

>Poly (If legal obviously)

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One more thing, you can only have a sibling or friend relationship with children characters like Skid, Pump, Robert, Ross, Roy, Frisk, Chara, Asriel, Cuphead, Mugman and Chalice. So if I see someone break one of the rules, it will be an immediate block. Ok? Cool. Plus if I forgot a character that you'd really like, let me know please! I'll research about them and write them as soon as I can 😊!

#fanfic #writing #cuphead #spooky month #slashers #x reader #undertale

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