NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:
Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!
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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.
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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!
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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.
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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.
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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.
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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.
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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.
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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!
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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)
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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!
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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!
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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.
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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!
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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.
cliffhanger sting
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield (1957)
Julia Bowen and Sofia Vergara (2014)
Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney (2021)
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happy eclipse day to all who celebrate!
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"Tecna and Bloom are clearly autistic," I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands Iginio Straffi himself.
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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
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top 10 worst experiences ever: getting the hiccups in an 18-person seminar class
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colourpop really knows how to make me spend SOOOO much money with these mystery boxes
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are we really gonna lose boops at midnight tonight. just like cinderella. bippity boppity BOOP
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